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A miniscule amount of air that breaks the mucus barrier of a nostril flowing through the nasal cavity through the wind pipe and into the lungs when desperately trying to breath while a person has the common cold. (or uncommon cold)
I'm soooo clogged up I can't even get a smigget of air through my nose.
Smigget by Netty Pot March 3, 2010
Words you can keep
(n) immoderate smugness; the act of being smug at all times without temperament
I can't deal with Owen and the smuggetry of his whole crew. They're a bunch of duchebags.
smuggetry by Shrimphead May 9, 2008
Slang for an african-american Smurf.
Tweeder: whats up, smiggers?
boohiss: ...
smigger by boohiss August 10, 2003
To be ignored when you speak to someone or a group of people. Usually when asking a question.
Liam: What times the train come?
Everyone: *ignores him*

Liam has been smigged.
Smigged by Geoffrey Smith June 10, 2019
n. A smelly faggot. Not derogatory towards homosexuals, mainly towards lame people, regardless of body odor.
Instead of going to the park with his friends, Charles stayed home to pet his bearded dragon...what a SMAGGET.
Smagget by Mr. mustache September 22, 2012
I tiny nugget of shit that you spunk on after it comes out your arse. This can be done when having a shank ( a shit and a wank) or afterwards and sometimes they are eaten as they are a delicacy in Drummond Ride, number 13 normally
smugget by Riggsy Lol November 2, 2010

Smigglety 

Smig-uh l-tee - adj 1. An altered state of consciousness.

noun 2. somewhere/someone/something that makes you happy
adj.

"Man did just u smoke that whole joint? that shit had me Smigglety." (movie scene)

noun.

Person- "Mr. Smigglety"
Place- "The Land of Smigglety"
Thing- "my Smigglety is the best!"
Smigglety by Feezoid September 3, 2013
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
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