sleep 

what’s that?

*sleep has left the chat*

sleep by shxid April 4, 2020

Sleep 

What if the reason people really sleep at night is so they can eat bugs and spiders without being awake at the time to know about it.

Most people dont want to eat bugs and spiders while they're awake, so that might be why they lay there unconscious for hours and sleep.

Sleep by Solid Mantis April 23, 2020

Sleep 

A mythical state of mind

Me:"Bro, what are you doing?
Friend:"Uhhh.. Sleeping?

Me:"Pffft, dude that doesn't exist

The Universe:*face palm*

Sleep by SnowBun_64 April 23, 2020

Sleep 

Is like being death without commitment.

If you have a child, roommate, any stay at home animals, live with siblings or neighbours who love drilling into the walls or mow the lawn at 5 am (I’ll get you one day. I know we’re you live) you’ll never get enough of it.

If you’re a parent, a student, a gamer, an artist, actually there’s one one person who gets enough of it.

Dead people

Someone: you look tired, get some sleep you need to rest

Someone: I’ll sleep when I dead.

Sleep by CR_ April 27, 2020

Sleep 

To sleep means to meet in about one hour

Me and my friend tell each other we're gonna sleep, one hour later we play Roblox

Sleep by Troll056769 May 14, 2020

sleep 

the mindless escape from all the pain

im just sleeping away the main.

sleep by sadgorl69 May 23, 2020

Sleep 

Something you probably looked up at 5:14 AM

I definitely didn't make a definition for sleep at 5:14 AM

Sleep by Greg the alien June 4, 2020