by JohnnyD_Urbanite January 20, 2017
5 Sleeps until my birthday. Meaning that there are 5 days until your birthday ( Taking into account the fact that most people sleep every night).
by ellemacfearsome January 20, 2009
by Alphanumeric October 24, 2013
waste of time homogay useless time for dreaming of hot people so not completely useless even though i could do that while awake but eh more real when asleep
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
by Jizzles March 16, 2003
What should be doing right now.
Iam "Ngghhuuh..."
Hym "Why aren't you sleeping?"
Iam "The same reason I'm not doing a lot of things!"
Hym "Oho! Somebody's cranky! Hahahaha!"
Iam 😩 *sigh* "I'm sorry... I just can't. Alright? Leave me alone..."
Hym "Okie dokie. Try not to think about our slow and steady descent into madness."
Iam "That isn't helping!"
Hym "It..."
Iam "I KNOW! IT ISN'T INTENDED TO!"
Hym "Hahahahaha!"
Iam 😩 "You know, the worse part is having to do things tomorrow, you know? It wouldn't matter that I can sleep if I didn't have to do anything after I woke up."
Hym "I hate doing things... That's probably why you can't keep a job."
Iam "Yeah, well, that's a whole nother topic entirely... I need sleeeeeeepah! 😩"
Hym "I need... 🤔 The blood of my vanquished enemies. 😌"
Iam 😣 "Shit... The sun is coming up..."
Hym "Why aren't you sleeping?"
Iam "The same reason I'm not doing a lot of things!"
Hym "Oho! Somebody's cranky! Hahahaha!"
Iam 😩 *sigh* "I'm sorry... I just can't. Alright? Leave me alone..."
Hym "Okie dokie. Try not to think about our slow and steady descent into madness."
Iam "That isn't helping!"
Hym "It..."
Iam "I KNOW! IT ISN'T INTENDED TO!"
Hym "Hahahahaha!"
Iam 😩 "You know, the worse part is having to do things tomorrow, you know? It wouldn't matter that I can sleep if I didn't have to do anything after I woke up."
Hym "I hate doing things... That's probably why you can't keep a job."
Iam "Yeah, well, that's a whole nother topic entirely... I need sleeeeeeepah! 😩"
Hym "I need... 🤔 The blood of my vanquished enemies. 😌"
Iam 😣 "Shit... The sun is coming up..."
by Hym Iam June 13, 2022
when someone says something really stupid or obvious that ruins a good joke, everyone but the person who killed the joke goes to sleep. this makes the person who made the killing comment realize that they are an idiot and that they should leave the country.
(someone just got teabagged in march madness '06, this happens when someone tries to defend a dunk under the basket)
kid 1 - hahahaha march madness 06 is so funny cuz on half of the dunks, someone gets balls in their face
kid 2 - hahahahahaha yeah i know! like half the defenders get teabagged when they try to play defense on a dunk!
kid 3 - sleep on it
kid 2 - ok i'm leaving
kid 1 - hahahaha march madness 06 is so funny cuz on half of the dunks, someone gets balls in their face
kid 2 - hahahahahaha yeah i know! like half the defenders get teabagged when they try to play defense on a dunk!
kid 3 - sleep on it
kid 2 - ok i'm leaving
by c0tt0n3y3jo3 June 10, 2007
v. intr.
1. To be in the state of sleep or to fall asleep.
2. To be in a condition resembling sleep.
n.
1. A name given to one whose skill exceeds those of all other known beings within any observable radius. (Generally, this title goes to a ninja, whose skill surpasses modern technique) Usually, the "S"s are capitalized. Its origin is from the theory that he who sleeps has achieved an ultimate state of power. Only one person can hold this title at a time.
1. To be in the state of sleep or to fall asleep.
2. To be in a condition resembling sleep.
n.
1. A name given to one whose skill exceeds those of all other known beings within any observable radius. (Generally, this title goes to a ninja, whose skill surpasses modern technique) Usually, the "S"s are capitalized. Its origin is from the theory that he who sleeps has achieved an ultimate state of power. Only one person can hold this title at a time.
1. He sleeps all night, and works all day.
2. He isn't paying attention, as though he sleeps.
3. SleepS is an awesome, crazy guy. I wouldn't want to get him angry.
2. He isn't paying attention, as though he sleeps.
3. SleepS is an awesome, crazy guy. I wouldn't want to get him angry.
by Ninja #1 August 22, 2006