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internets slang

A vernacular or speech characterized by several conventions, such as the deliberate misspelling of common words, gratuitous pluralization and the elevation of a concept called "The Lulz" (or spoken in Internets Slang, "Teh Lulz") to the level of godhood.

example of bastardization or deliberate misspelling of common words:
instead of "the", "teh".

instead of "more", "moar".
instead of "is", "iz"
this "iz" just a small sampling, and other words not normally bastardized or misspelled may be bastardized and misspelled, as long as "teh" resulting word "iz" lulzy. (funny)

example of "gratuitous pluralization":
instead of "woman", "womens" ex: i saw that pretty white womens walking down "teh" street.
these words elevated to the highest form of pluralization also apply to the normally pluralized
word:
ex: where da white womens at ex: white womens, black womens, theys all be womens

"Internets Slang" iz also characterized by "wut" (what in Internets Slang) teh unwashed uninitiated would call "incorrect tense"

ex: I will has teh cheeseburger n fries.

Many incorrectly mistake "Internets Slang" for teh ebonics. Internets Slang iz infinitely cooler and moar lulzy than teh ebonics, amirite....???????

(Internets Slang is also characterized by gratuitous pluralization, az in teh above sentence.)
It's not teh ebonics, it's that internets slang. You'd better get up on it.
by Packet Man December 4, 2014
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Slamfucked

Used to describe a state of complete chaos within a restaurant, usually because of a massive dinner rush, holiday, or lack of staff.
Can you get me an extra side of ranch dressing?

Fuck you, this place is slamfucked.
by OfficeBoi July 23, 2009
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Slaff

A kind of laugh that sounds more like hissing... "Ssss ssss ssss ssss" Comes from the term 'ssslaughing'.
I had to listen to that idiot slaffing the other day. It's very bloody annoying!
by I see Stupid People! August 2, 2011
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Sanfrancisco Waterfall

The act of urinating in female's Anus. This is a term that can be commonly used to replace the saying, "I'd pee in her butt", if a female is, in fact, attractive.
I would give that girl a SanFrancisco Waterfall.
by magicmanHAWKEYE December 16, 2011
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slang whore

Anyone who uses slang on a regular basis to cover up the fact that they are really just uneducated trash!

Also, anyone who thinks that talking in slang makes them cool, while totally ignoring the fact that they are futureless drains on society!

Question: How does one know if they are a slang whore?
Answer: If you use more slang words than you can name states.... your a slang whore! (now get back in line for your governmnet cheese!)
If you stopped acting like a slang whore you might attract girls/guys who not only respect themselves, but will respect you too! (think about it!)
by the voice of reason April 24, 2003
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slang dork

An adult who doesn't understand, or know how to use slang correctly, is called a slang dork.
My mom is freaking clueless. She tries to act all cool by using slang, but she always ends up sounding more like a slang dork.
by Somerlea April 17, 2014
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Slang dask

Verb.
To casually toss a disc around with friends; derived from the phrase "sling the disc."
"Yo it's a great day; anyone tryna slang dask later?"
by DeliberateBrev March 13, 2015
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