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"Scottish Zen Samurai"

"Scottish Zen Samurai" - A collection of poems by Scottish poet, author, playwright, James Morrison, published by Immediate Arts, 2007.
"Scottish Zen Samurai" - James Morrison's poetry collection, is influenced by Rimbaud, Dylan Thomas, surrealism, stream of consciousness writing, and Zen Buddhism.
by Immediate Arts July 23, 2007
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Samurai

A very kinky sexual act in which you throw a person called Sam at your partners eye when they begin to get close(sam-ur-ai). The mass confusion that results in this can be especially thrilling to many people and can occasionally have the added bonus of threesomes resulting with the sam person involved if you are into that kind of thing.
Man: Hey baby want me to Samurai you tonight?
Woman: What the hell is that?
by Dragonwars11 January 20, 2009
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Dude your such a Simarjeet
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A fat ugly little kid who talk very very strange.
"Hey! Look on that sigurd! He is freaking huge."
"Why are you talking like a sigurd?"
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bobby shmurda

Possibly the exact reason of whats wrong with today's youth.
Some of the lyrics in his song "hot nigga" include 'I've been selling crack since like the 5th grade'
Oh and it includes
13 nigga's, 4 shit's, 3 gun's, 2 money's, 2 bitch's and 3 dumb's
The song peaked at #6 on the US Billboard Hot 100 chart for a 'sec

Our youth is ruined.
Tim: "Hey scott, Have you seen that new song 'hot nigga'? Its so cool man!"
Scott: "Oh yea! Dude, bobby shmurda is so cool for selling crack in the 5th grade!"
Tim: "Ikr! I wish I could be him!"
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last samurai

when in the process of eating a stack of pancakes, the final pankake usually soaked in syrup, is known as the last samurai.
are you going to finish the last samurai? nah, ive already had enough pancakes.
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shmurr

shmurr - a healthy alternative to "whatever" whein response to a question. 55% lower calories.
Your butler: Can I get you a lager, sir? Or maybe a scotch on the rocks?

You: erm, shmurr
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