shuke

when you shit and puke at the same time

example 1:
connor-"I really destroyed that bathroom"
kevin-"why what did you do?"
connor-"I shuked all over the place"
kevin-"holy shit that bathroom must be fucked up!"
connor-"yeah its destroyed."

example 2:
kevin-"I have to shuke man"
connor-"go sit in the bathtub"
kevin-"ok, thanks man"

by big red bear 16 May 4, 2009

Shakespear

Shakespear - Wanker, Tosser:

Shakespear explained: As well as being the surname of a famous Playwright (William Shakespear), it is used as a double meaning to insult something, calling someone a Shakespeare is calling Someone who "shakes their spear" in other words plays with themself.

A Work of Shakespear - Wank stain (ejectulation)

Also can be a Macbeth, or a Hamlet or even a Romeo & Juliet

Guy 1: "Hey mate, quit being a Shakespear!"

Meaning: Stop being such a wanker.

Guy 1: "Do you remember Guy?"
Guy 2: "Guy, isn't he the Shakespear we went to school with?"
Guy 1: "Yeah that's him."

Meaning: Guy, isn't he the wanker we went to school with?

by Little Boy Death November 5, 2012

shakes

angry gamer in toxic shock

Man chill out you don't wanna look like shakes....

by ho| February 10, 2003

Chardonnay shakes

When you've had Chardonnay and nothing else for dinner the previous evening, and you feel like you have Parkinson's instead of a hangover.

(bring cup of coffee to the table) "Dude, you've got really shaky hands today, you ok?"
"Yeah, just the Chardonnay Shakes"

by I<3Barney February 17, 2010

jimmy two shakes

One who is subject to random characteristical changes which can be witnessed and catagorised into the basis which determine obsessive compulsive disorder OCD. The form of which is visibly evident via the expulsion of the trade mark 'two shakes' element in ones behavioural routine.

Jimmy awoke on an average summers morning and made his way to Macdonalds to purchase a regular double sausage and egg mcmuffin. Upon ordering, the employee had given Jimmy the incorrect change. To which Jimmy's initial response was simply 'two shakes' of his upper right shoulder and a brief outburst of 'you ff-ff-ff-ffuukk, eat my arse' and made his way home.
The attendent simply yelled 'jimmy two shakes'.

by Nigel Walter Elstone April 13, 2008

Willy Shakes

The name of William Shakespeare's night club in London. It was located across the street from the Globe Theatre. (Please note: the aforementioned club did NOT actually exist. It was invented by an English teacher.)

Didst thou go to Willy Shakes after thy performance in Hamlet a fortnight ago?

by WillyShakes October 28, 2009

Shakespeare

English playwright and author who died in the year of 1616.
Some intend to claim that Shakespere is greatly over rated and if you examine the case and come to the realization that you indeed like Shakespeare, well in that case you haven't attended to high school yet.

There are however theories concerning the real truth about Shakespeare. The theory suggests that there is a deep evil hidden in his works, with the purpouse to steal away the attention from all other authors, such as the swedish poet Carl Michael Bellman.

Common person says: "Hi!"
Shakespeare enthusiast starts waving his arms around and shouting melodramaticly about flowers and the power of spring wich has brought him to meet his friend. When he is done he has one friend less, awake at least.

by Hugin January 15, 2006