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Situation

A verb.

To fail miserably. To bomb something. To screw up. To think you're cool and just end up getting booed of the stage and realize you're not really that cool, at all. Derived from The Situation's failure at the Roast of Donald Trump.
Guy 1 - "How do you think you think you did on your driving test?"
Guy 2 - "Oh, I didn't study. I probably Situationed it."
Guy 1 - "At least you're skin isn't orange."
by Nathaniel Is Cool April 2, 2011
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Shitsuation

"My girlfriend called, she saw me with you."
"That's quite the shitsuation you've got going there."
by S313xo1 November 7, 2009
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shitcaking

to act like an complete idoit, to act like a complete loser, can also be said as a verbto shitcake
Neela stop shitcaking.
John is being such a shitcake.
by soccerhoney January 29, 2008
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Situationship

A situationship is when two people aren’t together they’re just having sexual intercourse but doesn’t like when the other talks to anyone else
We’re not in a relationship we’re in a situationship
by ChardaeK November 22, 2021
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fluid situation

Noun
1. A circumstance in which the speaking party has little to no control. One can expect a change of plans. These situations usually arise due to a lack of communication between parties, especially those of large number. If you are a member of said party, expect to sit around, waiting to be told what to do.
Our arrival at WVU will be a fluid situation. Make sure you are prepared to warm up when we can.

Due to the lack of communication from the school, expect our performance to be a fluid situation.
by Lemur017 June 20, 2020
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To take any situation and then murder all the participants except the protagonist for no reason other than a lust for bloodshed and violence. The protagonist is in no way at fault for murdering, or through action or inaction causing all the other participants to be murdered, maimed or otherwise have harm come to their persons.
Mat: "Gaz why did you just disarm those weak starving villagers and send them through the choke point to fight a squad of well trained battle hardened, armed to the teeth dark elf warriors? Their blood is on your hands"

Gaz: "It's not my fault man, I was just making the best of a bad situation"
by William of the Wet Willie August 13, 2006
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Situational Ethics

A system of ethics that evaluates acts in light of their situational context rather than by the application of moral absolutes.
Situational ethics:

Imagine you are invited to dinner at the house of a friend. You arrive, exchange polite conversation, enjoy a few appetizers and sit down at the table. Midway through the main course you suddenly begin shouting at the other guests, overturning the chairs, grab the host out of his chair and begin physically assaulting him.

That would be considered highly inappropriate behavior - unless, of course, you had just observed him choking, you took charge of the situation, instructing one guest to call for help, another to wait outside and flag down the ambulance while you cleared obstructions out of the way and administered the life-saving Heimlich maneuver.
by Submitters of Words June 13, 2011
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