Shimano Tourney

shitty bicycle components that are found on BSOs from walmart and on shitty Trek Emonda series.

Marjane: This shimano tourney shifting is broken
Atticus: heres what to do: throw that shitty BSO into the landfill.
Marjane: but its my $8,000 Trek Emonda SL7
Atticus: Sorry ma'm but for your fucking safety, I have to toss it into a landfill. This bicycle actually comes eqquipted with "24 speed" drivetrain so that Trek could mass market this exact model in Walmart, along with Huffy and Schwinn. Trek wants to make money for drug dealers, thats it.

by Knmagor May 17, 2023

shimax

Reaching climax and shitting yourself at the same time.

“Yes, yes, yes. Yes I’ve just shimaxed!”

by Nikkinakkynoo May 28, 2023

shimauri

fuck ass bob ,sid the sloth looking ass hoe ,glorilla looking ass hoe ,bop ass hoe ,amanda the adventurer looking hoe.

aniyla: eww what’s that smell
peyten: shimauri..

by peyy June 6, 2023

Shimmer

When you are fucking a girl and instead of using lube, you use gasoline. Then you light that pussy on fire cause it lit.

I heard Matt pulled off the shimmer last night

by YeetMcYeet70 August 17, 2023

shimea

Tall, dark. handsome fellow. Bright, intelligent, sexy and artistic. A man's man. Very caring, courageous and willing to do anything to help anyone out. Kind and a fearless man. Big heart, big sexy.

Wow, I wish I could be Shimea...

by Big Sexy 2183 August 17, 2024

Shamaella

She is a very pretty and cute short girl. She is always energetic, and funny, but sometimes depressive.

Having a Shamaella in your life as your friend or love partner is great, never let a Shamaella leave your life.

Shamaella is the best person I ever met!

by Kinhjokl October 13, 2023

Shima Enaga

An adorable Japanese bird that looks like a cotton ball. They are only found in Hokkaido.

Person 1: WHEN I WENT TO JAPAN, I GOT TO FINALLY SEE A SHIMA ENAGA!

Person 2: WOW, YOU’RE SO LUCKY!

by ShortStackSnake October 14, 2023