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You are half dead and took forever to type this. To do this type every key on the keyboard like f1 F1 key or win (windows button key) Dont press all of these keys
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shifty eyes

When someone avoids eye contact by looking left and right alternatingly very fast which arouses supicion of being shifty
I dont trust him man, he's been doing the shifty eyes all day.
by coinroller July 28, 2007
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paradigm shift

1. A change of condition, idea, status, etc.

2. Your characters' job mode in Final Fantasy XIII during a fight. You can shift it back and forth, depending on what the situation calls for.
1. John: I think it's time for me to have a relational paradigm shift.
Jeff: You do mean get a girlfriend, right?

2. Evan: Ohay, the enemy staggered, time to use the Relentless Assault paradigm! "paradigm shifts*
by Anons Anonymous August 24, 2011
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Shifty

Shady, untrustworthy. Shady characters are often two-timers.
There are some shifty fellows in those big cities up north.
by Diggity Monkeez January 5, 2005
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shift+1

Generally used in 'L337 Speak' to signal "!" as the combination of Shift + 1.
OMFG JOO $7ol3 Meh *Cookie* LOLZ !1 # ELEVENDY
by EtosGaltusso November 10, 2004
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shitzophrenic

when you have a bad fart thinking you crapped your pants but, when you check your pants nothing is there!
Dude, that fart was gnarly i might be shitzophrenic let me check!
by Wienerkid March 1, 2009
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Shiatzu

1. Interjection Expression of failure, disappointment, rage, etc.
'Shiatzu! I forgot to buy hot dog buns!'

2. Adjective A term to describe an unfavorable or disadvantageous situation.
'The movie last night was total shiatzu'

3. Adjective Describes incompetence in doing something.
'He was shiatzu at playing the game'

4. Noun General slang for 'stuff' or 'things'
'Don't leave all your shiatzu in my car'

Common Idiomatic Uses:
give a shiatzu - to be concerned about
holy shiatzu - same as 'shiatzu' but more intensified
(to be in) deep shiatzu - deep trouble
shiatzu happens - when I

Origin:

A derivative of 'shit' and 'Shiatsu' (a kind of Japanese massage therapy) - although the actual definition has no relevance to the latter, it evokes humor to a certain extent. The true origins are unknown but it is likely it was created to bypass the censoring filters in certain forums.
'Oh shiatzu, I forgot my keys'
'He knew he was in deep shiatzu when the cops approached him'
'The remote control was shiatzu - it had bad reception'
'I left all my shiatzu in the other room!'
by tonaayy August 22, 2009
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