just setting up my twttr

The very first tweet written on Twitter.

Kyle: Hey, do you know what the first tweet on Twitter was?
Chris: just setting up my twttr
Kyle: Okay.

by The Real Driller July 14, 2021

Sett

A sett is the collective noun for a group of twats

Ohh look there's a sett over there.

Ohh look Of course Mara's in the sett

by Fredadactyl October 14, 2013

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by hntfyhjrdthtfhgnthgjtfg May 5, 2018

shatter pussy

A guy who has sex with many women in order to obtain fame-like status.

Me: Hey man what's that SP stand for?
Him: Oh, I'm a Shatter Pussy.

by DanteKillboy March 21, 2008

shattered

To break into a million pieces. To suddenly burst into fragments.

The thoughts of a million men trapped inside the chasm which is the mind of a future programmer.

The vace shattered into right before our eyes.

by Shattered December 2, 2003

shattoo

When someone takes a shit in the toilet and it sticks
to the bowl and still is not removed after flushing, therefore
appearing permanent like a tattoo. Shit + tattoo equals shattoo.

Person 1: "Yo hold it dawg let me take a dump"
Person 2: "Okay man"
Person 1: "Ahh nasty dude I can't go in there someone made a
shattoo"
Person 2: "Sorry"

by Manni Sheikh February 10, 2008

settle

when someone says something risque, or something risque is noticed, the word "settle" is said while pointing it out

josh: can i park my car in your garage?
chris: settle!

chris: look at that statue -- settle!

by macca_oz April 26, 2006