Shelby-Lynn

A person that is exaggerating a situation in order to show him/herself as the victim. Bending the truth to harm / destroy somebodys reputation and get attention

"The dog bite me out of nowhere" - "We all saw you climbing over the fence with the signage *beware of the dog*, even provoking him... don't pull a Shelby-Lynn here"

"Have you seen the movie *Gone Girl*?" - "Yes, its the own with the woman trying to ruin her husbands reputation and playing the victim, right? Classic Shelby-Lynn move!"

by Stanti June 9, 2023

Jonjo shelvey

Absolute unit whole come 2 foot you gran down the stairs

He also looks like a dilf of a YouTuber whole plays for Newcastle and is a BOX TO BOX midfielder

Yo jack imma come get jonjo shelvey to 2 foot your mother down the stairs and make her cream you muffle puff

by Dickhead mcfucknuts December 8, 2021

Smelly Shelly

The name of your penis the next morning when you wake up to take a piss. You forgot you got anal the night before and the smell hits you like a “shit” ton of bricks.

Babe I am not sucking your dick before you get rid of that smelly Shelly.

by Iggy54 July 15, 2022

Jordan Gregory Seeley

Kind-hearted, loving, thoughful person. Tall, dark and handsome! Deep brown eyes that melt the heart. Sarcastic. Stubborn. Determined. Hard worker. Takes the world on his shoulders. Very independent. Mysterious personality. Shy to strangers. Privelage to be his family or close friend.

BEST HUSBAND IN THE ENTIRE WORLD! Coolest person I have ever met and come to know. My first and only love.

Stranger: "Who is Jordan Gregory Seeley?"
Jess: "The greatest person I've ever known."

by Jess Seeley July 25, 2011

Shelynn

A girl. She's young. She's beautiful. She's talented. She's brilliant. You might know her. And if you don't say her name right, you are fucked. Also, she is short, usually redheaded. And just awesome. Definately a pulchritudenous exception of a character if you've ever met one.

(Oh, hey Shaelynn.)
(Eat my dick jewbag.It's Shelynn.)

by mobileessential February 20, 2010

Shelby

She is stuck in the middle of the popular/loserz group. She just wants to make everyone happy but it will eventually backfire. Shelby thinks she is really pretty and good at singing but everyone knows she really...isn't. This girl needs a MAKEOVER!

Person 1: Hay, Shelby! Your soooooo pretty!
Shelby: I know! I get that a lot......
Person 1: Oh.......

by BarbieGirl45678 January 1, 2012

shelby

noun. Someone who is unwanted by nature, of or relating to a gay dog.

Suzy, a shelby baby, was unloved by her parents who always viewed her as a mistake.

Your dog Spike is such a shelby, it has not stopped humping Bob since we arrived home.

by rolive March 22, 2009