Sharning

Lit: Shit yarns. When you are yarning (gasbagging) about something, but the subject matter is either boring, not worth talking about, or just plain shit.

Jeff came over the other day and we were sharning for hours.

by MaggieLaughsLast October 23, 2014

smoker-shaming

Showing your disgust or disapprovement to smokers by comments or looks. Don't do it. It's intolerant and not justified. Many people believe that it is because smoking's not good for your health and they're "saving you from yourself". Well fuck off. To be overweight isn't healthy either, yet it's okay to shame a smoker in our society but to shame fat people is immoral. It's called freedom of choice people. Let it go.

*Smoker smokes a cigarette*
Non-smoker: Did you know that smoking shortens your life by blablabla and causes canser? Furthermore...
(-> that' s smoker-shaming, ladies and gentlemen. )
Smoker: FUCK OFF. It's my choice, my decision, none of your business.

by Wellimjusthonesthere September 19, 2016

Plate Sharing

Plate sharing is the despicable act of sharing one plate of food by two or more persons, where that plate is not a platter or forming part of a tapas menu. Plate sharing is typically employed by females or homosexuals when accompanying hetrosexual males to restaurants. Plate sharing can occurr with one or more forks and is commonly known to be destructive to male institutions such as Steak Nights.

May I take your order sir?

Yes - we'll have the fish and chips thanks.

We?

Yes. We will have one plate of fish and chips and share this with two forks.

May I remind sir that Plate Sharing is not encouraged in this venue.

by Gee Dawg January 26, 2007

Over sharing

When an individual decides to give more details about a certain event then what is actually needed.

I talked to Chris today. He really is good at over sharing the details of what he did last night

by Keven R. December 11, 2010

Sherming

the discharge of sperm via the penis, most times onto an attractive female, or confused young man.

Did you see Jon?

No?

Cum quick he is sherming everywhere!

by okaysoo September 11, 2010

Sharking

The act of keeping yourself moving or busy in order to stay awake and alert when you're very tired: Just as a shark needs to keep moving to keep breathing, you need to keep moving to stay awake and alert - otherwise you would go quiet and start to droop and slouch as tiredness sets in. Thrashing onwards like a shark will fight off the tiredness.

"I've been sharking all day today. I'm so tired but it had to be done."

"I sharked for the entire day today! I really hope I can get to sleep earlier tonight...."

"Sharking is hard. I'm tired. Someone slap me, please."

by SharkingForTheWin January 27, 2014

sharking

A term that describes tirelessly trying to hit on someone who is either drunk, or recently gotten out of a relationship.

A: Did you hear that Adam and Laura broke up?
B: Yeah, and now Tom won't leave her alone!
A: Aw, man. He's definitely sharking. We should warn her.

by thelobotomist May 23, 2011