Salt Shaker

A slur for a person who has a fake problem.

His manager was pissed because he shook the salt over the fries at 4 inches instead of six. Dumbass muh fukkiiiiin salt shaker.

by Muh fukiiiiinnnn February 6, 2022

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Crit Shaker

The Crit shaker, Give me the Crit shaker, Shake your ass
Take your hands off it and shake that shit, pull your shirt up, I know you can shake it
Shake it. Yeah, that’s some Crit ass right there. Oh yeah, that'll work
You got that booty dude. God damn. Look good bro?

Give me the Crit Shaker

by Bardledoo February 15, 2023

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Canadian salt shaker

When the passenger of a vehicle grabs ahold of the drivers steering wheel and yanks it causing them to crash into the ditch

I was driving my buddy home from the bar and that drunk grabbed ahold of my steering wheel and gave me the Canadian salt shaker, spun out right into the ditch”

by Anonamoose69420 January 17, 2023

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Shaker

Man who shakes their penis in the bed to impress his girl with his penis-shaking skills. If the girl is wet, he removes her clothes, then starts to insert and extract his penis into her gently, which results in her vagina shaking at hypersonic speeds.

Monica: Shake it, Shake it, baby!
Shaker: *Shakes*
Monica: *Moans* Oh! I'm shaking! Oh! I'm so shaky!

by Koro6einik May 3, 2023

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