A planned masturbation session, usually referring to "jacking off." The planning part is what makes a jack sesh different than simply masturbating.
Quick Jack Sesh guide:
1)Mise En Place!- Have lube, paper towels (enough for both catching semen and wiping hands so that you can continue to search for porn/switch videos without getting your keyboard all sticky) and a small plastic bag near by.
2)Make sure you have plenty of time and space. Enough time and space to jack as hard and loud as you want with moderate to loud pornography without head phones. This is important, as headphones detract from the overall masturbation experience. This means each room must be searched to ensure that absolutely nobody is in your dwelling, and you must know when people will be returning. Even if you live in a place where nobody cares if you loudly masturbate, this rule must be followed. A Jack Sesh is a holy, personal experience. A Jack Sesh must not be tainted with the presence of another person.
3) Take your time. Enjoy your Jack Sesh. Go slow at first. Find a hot video, one with a bit of a kinky story. Give yourself at least 30 minutes before you go to your go-to video and blow a massive load.
Quick Jack Sesh guide:
1)Mise En Place!- Have lube, paper towels (enough for both catching semen and wiping hands so that you can continue to search for porn/switch videos without getting your keyboard all sticky) and a small plastic bag near by.
2)Make sure you have plenty of time and space. Enough time and space to jack as hard and loud as you want with moderate to loud pornography without head phones. This is important, as headphones detract from the overall masturbation experience. This means each room must be searched to ensure that absolutely nobody is in your dwelling, and you must know when people will be returning. Even if you live in a place where nobody cares if you loudly masturbate, this rule must be followed. A Jack Sesh is a holy, personal experience. A Jack Sesh must not be tainted with the presence of another person.
3) Take your time. Enjoy your Jack Sesh. Go slow at first. Find a hot video, one with a bit of a kinky story. Give yourself at least 30 minutes before you go to your go-to video and blow a massive load.
by Weeaboo_Starshine March 9, 2018
Get the Jack Sesh mug.A journey down the San Diego Pacific Coast Highway in which a car passenger spazzes out and performs other various shenanigans at passing pedestrians. A very common approach to this consists of the car passenger asking the pedestrian for directions and then screaming complete jibberish at them while the pedestrian stands there in complete confusion.
Car on 101 sesh pulls up next to walking pedestrian
Car Passenger: Um, excuse me.
Pedestrian: Yes?
Car Passenger: Do you know how to get to the nearest rewuhrewuhrweuhwre? (while screaming)
Car Passenger: Um, excuse me.
Pedestrian: Yes?
Car Passenger: Do you know how to get to the nearest rewuhrewuhrweuhwre? (while screaming)
by Gingervitus08 June 29, 2011
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A small gathering or group of friends of about 6-10 people, usually college freshman or sophomores, that chill in a friends yard on a weekday night and drink away. Usually to talk about college stories and enjoy a good time with friend while looking back on how much you miss the college parties. Venting on how bad high school and the town you live in sucks and just counting the days until you go back
Dan- "Yo! you throwing down tonight or no know anyone that is?"
Jack-"Nah man, idk who's throwing down, you know there is nothing ever going on in this wack ass town!"
Dan-"yea man, well you should throw down!"
Jack-"I cant man, the rents are home!"
Dan- "how about a yard sesh?"
Jack- "Yea, i guess that will do."
Dan- Ight, lemme txt tha peeps!"
Jack-"Nah man, idk who's throwing down, you know there is nothing ever going on in this wack ass town!"
Dan-"yea man, well you should throw down!"
Jack-"I cant man, the rents are home!"
Dan- "how about a yard sesh?"
Jack- "Yea, i guess that will do."
Dan- Ight, lemme txt tha peeps!"
by nojoda July 15, 2010
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Bro 1: Bro sesh tonight?
Bro 2: You got The A-Team?
Bro 1: Pshh...duh.
Bro 2: Sweet. I'll call Pizza Hut
Bro 2: You got The A-Team?
Bro 1: Pshh...duh.
Bro 2: Sweet. I'll call Pizza Hut
by Dr. Bro Jackson January 5, 2011
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by saa8859 November 3, 2006
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