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Steamin semen

When a homosexual couple are getting ready to have intercourse, one male wraps his genitals in a scolding hot towel. when his penis is super hot, he spanks his partner until he ejaculates all over the partners chest.
me and my boyfriend were totally fucking last night and then he pulled a steamin semen!!!
by SCHIEFFY December 31, 2008
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Semen Slinger

Dirk Diggler and Ron Jeremy are two of the most well known Semen Slingers in the porn industry.

And a few of the best well known gay Semen Slingers in music would have to be Boy George and Freddy Mercury.
by SassyJax01 December 16, 2012
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Semen Poisoning

The result of swallowing too much semen. Can cause blurred vision, vomiting, erectile disfunction, premenstrual bleeding, and children
After the gay bukkake, phil realized he had semen poisoning.
by TheDrunkenMasta January 3, 2012
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semen saver

A girl that is so crazy that she saves a guys semen after sex, while the guy doesn't even know, so she can potentially baby trap him later.
Dude, dont go out with jenna, shes crazy. shes for sure a semen saver.
by B0rd April 16, 2020
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semen rolls

When you blow your load in a fat chick's rolls instead of in the actual vagina.
Hey Jimmy, that ho was so fat I couldn't find the real vagina. I had to make some semen rolls.
by Phaze357 September 10, 2019
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Semen Sandwich

I was clapping her cheeks when I gave her a semen sandwich on the way out.
by MidnightBerry February 24, 2020
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monkey semen

When you have a tiny, almost microscopic dick and for some reason are able to jiz
Guy1: Dude, your girlfriend said you are huge
Guy2: No dude, Monkey semen
by NinNards May 16, 2017
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