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Steamin semen

When a homosexual couple are getting ready to have intercourse, one male wraps his genitals in a scolding hot towel. when his penis is super hot, he spanks his partner until he ejaculates all over the partners chest.
me and my boyfriend were totally fucking last night and then he pulled a steamin semen!!!
by SCHIEFFY December 31, 2008
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Semen Poisoning

The result of swallowing too much semen. Can cause blurred vision, vomiting, erectile disfunction, premenstrual bleeding, and children
After the gay bukkake, phil realized he had semen poisoning.
by TheDrunkenMasta January 3, 2012
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Semen Slinger

Dirk Diggler and Ron Jeremy are two of the most well known Semen Slingers in the porn industry.

And a few of the best well known gay Semen Slingers in music would have to be Boy George and Freddy Mercury.
by SassyJax01 December 16, 2012
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Semen Preservation

Semen preservation is the theory that by not ejaculating you are preserving your "essence" of which makes you a man. It makes you charismatic-ly magnetic to women, while those with the "cavemen mentality" think that the point of sex and life is to bust a nut. In reality, you hold your semen in and the sex will keep on flowing. The thinking is that semen separates men from women, so when you get rid of it you lose that masculinity. The claim is that women can sense this.
Frat Bro: "Semen Preservation is the only thing making you a man, so when you bust a nut you are saying 'I don't want to be a man!' I had sex 14 times in one day and didn't bust a nut once!"
by kiki_____ May 16, 2018
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semen gang

When a girl has had that much semen all up inside her, she creates a group consisting of other girls who are slags like her.
Phil: Oh my God! Did you hear she slept with 4 guys over the weekend?

Tom: Doesn't surprise me, she's blatantly part of semen gang.
by Halluminati February 6, 2017
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monkey semen

When you have a tiny, almost microscopic dick and for some reason are able to jiz
Guy1: Dude, your girlfriend said you are huge
Guy2: No dude, Monkey semen
by NinNards May 16, 2017
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Semen fused

when a man ejaculates a large amount of semen into a woman's face and her eyes become stuck together and fused
jon: im so sorry. i just semen fused your eyes together
Amy: #LessGlue!
by twerkalicious69 June 12, 2014
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