selfie-indulgent

A person is selfie-indulgent if their profile pictures on various app sites are exclusively Dutch angle solo face shots.

"I really like making gifs with gifboom, but the people who follow me are so selfie-indulgent. Yes, you're cute. Now make a gif, for Pete's sake."

by boba_mcsolo December 27, 2013

indian selfie

A selfie designed to enhance the cleavage by sacrificing the top of the head or scalp. Easily identified by tracing the outer edge of the photo from the top which will cut off somewhere around the forehead or scalp, and the bottom which will inevitably find itself deep in some boobage.

jeni --omg this bitch just posted an indian selfie
brandi --a what?
jeni --you know when you scalp yourself to show some more boob?
brandi --oh yeah, i do that all the time.

by 3zeek November 9, 2015

selfie-destruct

the explosion of frustration that occurs after multitudinous yet unsuccessful attempts to capture the perfect "selfie"

i was wondering why my girl was taking so long in the bathroom, but then i heard her selfie-destruct with tell-tale stomping feet and an exasperated scream.

by conspiracy boy July 28, 2015

Selfie of Shame

Taking a selfie of yourself in the morning with the guy or girl you just slept with while they are still sleeping and posting it to brag thinking your cool on your social media page.

She posted a Selfie of Shame on her Facebook page to show everyone she slept with her friends man.

by Amy Morgan June 17, 2017

Selfy Freak

A person who will take a selfy any where

Person 1. Hurry up there's a tornado.
Selfy freak. hold on let me take a selfy with it.

by 124235346 February 24, 2017

selfie stealing

"When one steals someone else's phone and takes a selfie"

My sister stole my phone and was selfie stealing.

by Miss Jess Kim December 21, 2014

Selfie-illiterate

The inability to take a proper, flattering, selfie.

I am completely selfie-illiterate! -April

by MATMD555 May 27, 2018