Vietnamese hide n seek

When you never shave so your girlfriend has to search for your flaccid penis amongst your overgrown public hair.

Hey babe do you want to play a game of Vietnamese hide n seek

by Spazmatic rifle February 18, 2021

Seek it

When you tell someone to figure it out. Or, telling someone to get something

Buddy seek help.
Seek it!

by Derek McCown September 13, 2016

End seek

When railing your bitch you try to find the end of her vagina with your dick

Last night when I was fucking my girlfriend she told me to stop end seeking before I kill her.

by CurtisB6 September 16, 2017

Hide And Seek

Hide and Seek is a game law enforcers play with criminals. It's like Cops and Robbers. You start off by murdering someone (let's say this is a joke for legal purposes but know that it isn't). Then you need to get rid of the body. I won't tell you how I do it because the fun comes from being creative (yeah this is a joke. Not really). So figure out the way you like to dispose of dead bodies. You'll get the hang of it if you play this game enough. I already mastered this game. Hahaha. After you kill the person and get rid of the body you will have less than a week until a loved one files a missing persons report. That's when the game begins. Hahaha. The law enforcers will be the seekers and the person you murdered will be the hider. You win by never getting caught. Have fun playing Hide And Seek!!!

Based off of my definition... Let's hope we never cross paths in a game of Hide And Seek. Only one of us will walk away if we play...

by Best User On Urban Dictionary October 11, 2025

Meat-seeking gristle

meat-seeking gristle noun \ˈpē-nəs\

: the part of the body of men and male animals that is used for sex and through which urine leaves the body

Chad: "My boss is a real meat-seeking gristle head."

Barbara: "I know that you're proud of your new word, and it's not the least clever play on words I've ever heard from you, but-"

Chad: "MEAT-SEEKING GRISTLE!!!"

by keldard June 8, 2014

Seek

A giant amorphous dollop of black sludge with several eyes. It can take the form of many things, such as hands, smaller piles of sludge with arms, giant leaping worms, and humanoid shapes.

Loves to stare at people, ruin paintings, crawl through pipes, and flood dams. Tends to have beef with queens and has a thing for chasing people. Also able to infect different creatures by covering them in its own slime, and will stop at nothing to claim who it wants.

Jeff: Hey man Seek is right behind you you should probably start running
Bob: What?!

by phanderzz June 3, 2025

Passport-seeking missile

Someone instigating a whirlwind romance and entering into marriage with a hapless victim for the express intent of gaining citizenship in the victim's country. Whereas a gold-digger needs to be in the same location as their victim, passport-seeking missiles can lock on to targets in the US from as far away as the APAC region via Internet dating.

Tyler: Wow, Kiki just divorced Norbert... they'd only been together a few years.
Conrad: Yeah... I tried to warn him but he didn't want to listen and married a passport-seeking missile!

by <LeIgHthaL> December 30, 2022