sitting on a secret

Commonly used by drag queens, means 'to have a dick' or to be 'sitting on a dick'.
Phrase inspired by the infamous and iconic drag queen Alyssa Edwards on Rupaul's Drag Race: Season 5. She is also known for saying "Back rolls" and "look how orange you fucking look, girl".
song written on Rupaul's Drag Race: All Stars 3, sung by Milk, Chi Chi Devayne, Aja, Morgan McMichaels, and Thorgy Thor.

Man 1: oh, look at that girl over there. She's hot.
Man 2: nah, dude. That 'chick' is sitting on a secret.

by sepearl24 May 30, 2018

A Girl's Secret Dream

It's when a guy takes his shirt off in front of a girl or a group of girls and sings a song with just the lyrics "du" over and over again.

Hey, Nick, I am gonna do A girl's Secret Dream to McKayla over there. It is gonna SO funny.

by Paul Mchorny November 11, 2020

Secret Life Of The American Teenager

By Far The Most watched/contreversial hit tv show on ABC Family. Basically a teen gets banged in band camp and figures out shes pregnant, while a slutty chick cant decide if she likes her "bed buddie" more than a bed buddie, & a jesus loving goody goody struggles with her parents disapproval towards her boyfriend.

Jane-Hey Sally! wanna go to the mall this Tuesday?
Sally-Heck No! Im watching the Secret Life of The American Teenager!
Jane-Whats that?
Sally-a bunch of teen sluts dealing with pregnancys and one night stands

by Jazzahoe August 9, 2008

Secret Underground Rave Party

Secret Underground Rave Parties are the best parties to have. They are underground somewhere, usually have techno, glowsticks, & alcohol involved. Since these parties are awesome & secretative, you must be on the list, know someone there, or be cool. Usually there might be a couple rockstars involved doing cocaine in the back.

Guy: Hey, you want to go to a Secret Underground Rave Party with my Friday night?
Girl: Uhh, you got invited?
Guy: I'm bringing glow sticks.
Girl: Ah.

by KellyKerosene February 13, 2009

secret

Something you tell to a small number of people in hopes it will stay that way, in reality it is all for naught, everyone is going to know by tomorrow anyway.

I heard it from him, who was told by her who said she heard it from... but don't tell, it's a secret!

by Catty Reese May 3, 2006

secret window

a sexual scenario where a man is having butt sex with his girlfriend in which she is facing a window with her hands on the wall, then he shiftily switches places with a good friend and runs outside to wave at his soon to be "very surprised that she is being banged by a random guy" girlfriend

David and John pulled off a secret window with Mary last night

by lil_jon_is_my_hero January 16, 2006

Secret Smoker

Someone who decries smoking during the day, but at night loves nothing more than a nice menthol.

Kim was a classic Secret Smoker. She would lecture her kids about the evils of smoking all day but, come 2 am, she would sneak behind the garage and relax with a nice cigarette.

by Brett Burkhardt April 27, 2008