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Scratching my balls

When a man stand is either standing in place or taking a piss, they will use a technique known as the pinch and roll, self explanatory, and ease the itch of their balls. This can continue for seconds to minutes, some people even zone out.

A delightful activity that sadly only men can endure.
I stood there scratching my balls for 5 minutes in front of the toilet
by Asterisk Potato November 16, 2023
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Scorching Pickle

When you heat up a mcdonalds cheeseburger for exactly a minute and a pickle from the cheeseburger burns your lip.
by scorchingpickle November 28, 2023
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Screlching

Like screeching or screaming but make it spicy
I just sang that song , I was signing so high I was screlching

Did you hear that screlching bird

Sk-rell-Ching
by Millereadswords December 5, 2023
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Scrontching

The act of kidnapping a wasp/hornet, intentionally getting it to sting your genital area (female or male) so as to enlarge the area, and then proceeding to have a much more pleasureful sex by scratching the itch caused by the sting.
“I scrontched my girlfriend yesterday after I found a red hornet outside”

“Wanna go scrontching later?”
by the alaskan wolfbagger June 15, 2024
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Scrontching

The act of kidnapping a wasp/hornet, making it sting your genitals (male or female) so as to enlarge them, and then having more pleasurable sex as you scratch your itching genitals during the intercourse.
“I scrontched your girlfriend last night after I found a red hornet in my yard”

“Wanna go scrontching later?”

“Erm… what the scrontch?”
by the alaskan wolfbagger June 15, 2024
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Screeching Eagle

To feel so free you must become balls deep in an american bald eagle
Shoulda been here for the fourth of July man, Bryce went full screeching eagle
by Bryce Thomas June 9, 2025
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Scratching Post

An individual who is not a furry and has no interest in becoming one, but interacts heavily with them (or perhaps puts up with them, depending on your PoV).
Dan's a pretty cool guy, he's got a lot of really great knowledge and wisdom of computers, and is quite active in our IT Furs Telegram group, but make no mistake he's no furry, just a Scratching Post.
by EquuiNoxxus September 29, 2025
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