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blow him from scratch

Performing fellatio on a man whose penis is flaccid in order to make his penis erect.

Contrast with the more common method of beginning fellatio after the penis is already erect.
I was so impatient to fuck him that I just got down on my knees and blew him from scratch. No boner? No problem. I can fix that.

If your man has problems getting hard, no worries. Simply blow him from scratch.

Blowing him from scratch is lowkey goated when extracting cummies with a quickness is the vibe.
by @muchnerve December 8, 2022
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scratchtuity

When your waitress is a bitch and expects a tip, you give her a scratchtuity. Thus, you black out the entire tip line on the receipt. A blending of the words "scratch" and "gratuity," in case you didn't figure that out already.
That waitress was completely and utterly rude. She made me pay for barbeque sauce, and she spat in my beverage. I am going to give her a scratchtuity.
by vachement1126 April 13, 2007
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Scranchy

(adj)- the condition a water bottle is in after being used. 2. the screeching sound heard from squeezing a used bottle.
That bottle is very scranchy after being used for a while.
by scranchy1 February 28, 2011
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let me show you how to scratch it

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by Hehe I cheated March 31, 2021
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Scratch and Sniff

After rubbing hands through your nether regions you then proceed to procure snacks from the office food stash.

Someone who is constintly rubbing and smelling things (i.e. dissolves).
Dude quick here comes scratch and sniff hide those pretzels. Last time he tainted the Ding Dongs after scratching his ding dong.
by Ready 2, Take 3 December 21, 2009
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Scratch

Verb: The self-stimulation of a female's external reproductive organs, especially through repeated back-and-forth motions. This word is most accurately applied when the female is getting a "quick fix", and masturbating through her undergarments. "Scratch" is both a description of the motions involved with, and sound produced by this word's proper execution.
"Jane, I'm heading into the bank for a second, will you be okay waiting in the car?"
"Sure, Sue, I think I'll just scratch the snatch for a bit... take your time in there."
by PiltDownMcMahon March 7, 2008
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scratch

1. (n) A term for cash money, paper, skrills, etc.

2. (n,v) Term used to descibe the act of a disk jockey reversing the rotation of a vinyl record for split seconds to create a 'scratching', or 'rer-rer!' sound.

3. (adj) Used to describe nothing, emptiness, or voidance, as in the words 'nul', 'nil', and 'none'

4. (n) Another name for crack cocaine, in its base form, before being cut.

5. (v) When one's reputation is lowered after an embarrasing act or rumor.

6. (v) To kill someone. See lay out, hit, or off.

7. (n) A term used in the game of billiards (pool) to describe a technical foul in which a player hits the white cue ball into a pocket.

8. (v) To forget, disregard, or 'never mind'.
1. You made any scratch this month?

2. Damn! That DJ is scratching that vinyl like a mofo!

3. Man, you ain't got scratch!

4. First we deliver the scratch, then they'll cut it for us.

5. Ya'll fools can't scratch me!

6. Oh, yeah, Miguel? He got scratched just yesterday.

7. I scratced after trying to get that 4-ball in the corner pocket.

8. My mom's a WHAT?! Scratch that, homie.
by Dre February 11, 2005
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