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Schrodinger's Tryhard

Like schrodinger's douchbag, but for video games. A person who plays a game seriously, but decides if they were "trying" or not depending on the outcome of the game.
"Alright I'm going to start trying now"
*person loses the match*
"I wasn't trying at all."
"Yeah sure, you're a schrodinger's tryhard, just another sore loser."
by vidgamenate November 20, 2023
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Schrodinger's Graze

A graze that you will not touch depending on the amount of pain you had when you first touched it.
Yesterday i had a graze it did not hurt when i touched it so i kept on touching it i guess you could say i had 'Schrodinger's graze

or

Yesterday i had a graze that hurt when i touched it, so i treated it like a fragile vase for the rest of the day
by Chilly6.0 May 25, 2020
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Schrodinger's Smut

(Not to be confused with Schrodinger smut)

In which something is simultaneously the horniest thing you'll ever read and just barely erotic.
"Dude just read the horniest wireplay fanfic!"
"Don't those just involve people making robots horny by twisting some wires?"
"ya it's so erotic"

"So some ol' Schrodinger's Smut"
by Penny Cat August 20, 2025
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Schrodinger's comedian

Somebody who says something really unfunny, then decides whether or not to say it was meant to be unfunny based on the people's reactions around him.
Rob: "Guys, skibidi rizz!"

Mark: "That was so unfunny."

Rob: "It was meant to be unfunny!"

Mark: "You're such a Schrodinger's comedian."
by EnderThatGuy February 4, 2025
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schrodinger’s shit

Someone who makes a shitty meme, song, or video and decides whether it was intentionally shit or not based on the response it got.
John: "No you see, the song is intentionally bad!"
Mike: "John, that's a schrodinger’s shit, you're full of shit."
by starpelly July 21, 2021
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Schrodinger's Virgin

Someone who participated in intercourse but never orgasmed at any point in their life.
"Hey dude, I heard you lost your virginity to that babe across the street!"
"Sorry dude, I'm only Schrodinger's virgin. Her grandma walked in on us."
by MajesticSammie November 11, 2021
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schrodinger's flirt

when someone makes a thirsty comment about someone else and retroactively decides whether it was a joke or not based on everyone else's reaction
"A: she is so hot"
"B: bro you cant say that"
"A: haha of course not, i was joking"
"B: must be schrodinger's flirt"
by dickrider39 November 13, 2023
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