schmeal

New Hampshire slang for vape. Used so teachers don't know what you're talking about

"Yo Chris, pass me the schmeal"

by Heck beerios January 22, 2023

Schmeat n' great

The act of docking and then flexing your penis' to mimic shaking hands

Matt and Andy met up and had a schmeat n' great, better than a hand shake for sure

by Pumpkin spice clitoris March 26, 2023

schmeatup

A hookup, all greasy and whatnot.

Do you think he loves you or is it just a schmeatup?

by Jackib223 May 8, 2023

Schmerhaps

Perhaps if it was quirky and strange

Schmerhaps we should acquire some snackage

by Rainjur February 17, 2024

Schmerkeling

Creepimg around, up to no good, being a weirdo

Who is that schmerkeling around my neighborhood at 1 am??!

by SSJ Goku January 2, 2024

Schmetre Boy

An Individual who automatically becomes in charge on entry to the establishment he attends.

He is the one true schmetre boy

by ChingKong June 17, 2024

Schmerv

Raping someone after previously having concentual sex

My sisters ex schmerved her yesterday

by TrendySpending March 7, 2024