Sam was gone, you can tell he can't handle his drink, he was pulling a 5 on the Glasgow!
"Call an ambulance, she won't wake up"...later that day..."the paramedic said she was lucky, she was 3 on the glasgow scale"
"Nah I've only had a couple, I'm still in double figures on the glasgow"
"Call an ambulance, she won't wake up"...later that day..."the paramedic said she was lucky, she was 3 on the glasgow scale"
"Nah I've only had a couple, I'm still in double figures on the glasgow"
by Gearsy July 4, 2008
Get the glasgow scalemug. A scale of how gay someone is. A gay scale may look like this:
Straight/Heterosexual--Heteroflexible--Bi/Bisexual--Homoflexible/Lesbisexual--Gay/Homosexual/Lesbian
Straight/Heterosexual--Heteroflexible--Bi/Bisexual--Homoflexible/Lesbisexual--Gay/Homosexual/Lesbian
Shirly: How gay am I?
Carolyn: What do you mean?
Shirly: IDK. Just use the gay scale.
Carolyn: You're Lesbiflexible!
Carolyn: What do you mean?
Shirly: IDK. Just use the gay scale.
Carolyn: You're Lesbiflexible!
by arianne! August 18, 2010
Get the Gay Scalemug. A very accurate and new measurement scale used to measure the hotness/attractiveness of a man or woman. It's an acronym: F stands for Face, A stands for Aura (personality, how they carry themselves, etc), B stands for Body (figure, boobs, rump, etc.). Each letter is given a number out of 10, ending either with a number out of thirty or something like this: 7F-5A-9B.
Boy #1: Ok, what about Jennifer Aniston?
Boy #2: On the FAB scale, 8F-9A-7B. If you're referring to the "Friends" era, 9-B.
Boy #2: On the FAB scale, 8F-9A-7B. If you're referring to the "Friends" era, 9-B.
by jelloshotjerry June 24, 2015
Get the The FAB Scalemug. It's pretty self-explanatory.
A scale in which people rate the appearance of a woman, but instead of (1-10) they use words to replace
A scale in which people rate the appearance of a woman, but instead of (1-10) they use words to replace
by slaptackle September 7, 2016
Get the Hoe Scalemug. A nail art design created by Simply Nailogical (I think) that involves two (or three, or four) gradients on the same nail.
Person 1: That is some cool nail art!
Person 2: It's a scaled gradient with pink an purple holo nail polish!
Person 1: Wow! That is so cool!
Person 2: It's a scaled gradient with pink an purple holo nail polish!
Person 1: Wow! That is so cool!
by A_Holo_Human_Person April 19, 2019
Get the scaled gradientmug. a measurement of the number of proverbial redwood trees shoved up a person's rectum at any given time. The higher the redwood count the more unpleasant the person.
by MidwayDrFleming January 11, 2004
Get the the redwood scalemug. The scale on which someone's coolness is based, reaching from -100 to +100 Dourifs. 0 Dourifs is average. Named after the actor Brad Dourif, who is universally accepted as a cool and talented person.
Dude, you know Nick Griffin? I've heard he is one of 3 people in the world to rate at -100 on The Dourif Scale.
by Bassinator March 17, 2011
Get the The Dourif Scalemug.