hairy-man salsa

Its what you get when you jizz all over a woman's vajina and the pubic hair gets stuck together with the sperm

After we fucked, she washed her hairy-man salsanoun.

by Chase Zarate May 8, 2009

Salsa Fucked

1.This phenomenon occurs when dining at a Mexican restaurant with a large group and the salsa is not distributed evenly throughout the table. The areas of the table that do not have ample amounts of salsa are "salsa fucked."

2. when you eat a ton of chips and salsa before your meal comes and your not hungry anymore

1.Jeff, all of the salsa is at the other end of the table, yo.

I know, we got Salsa Fucked

2. dude are you gunna eat your burrito?

no i salsa fucked myself and im not hungry anymore

by cpcecil December 17, 2008

Sansa-complex

A doltish airhead with an unhealthy obsession to be a bratty barbie with no higher purpose in life, and (usually) inundated with mental pictures of sitting still, looking pretty and ultimately getting married to a king.

Origin: Derived from a prominent character in Game of Thrones, Sansa Stark. The first daughter of Ned Stark. She was known for her obsession with being a pretty lady as opposed to her little sister, Arya Stark, who ultimately became the heroine of GoT.

Oh, Precious is raising the Sansa-complex bar. She'll crash back to reality soon.

by aurelius_0xWar June 7, 2019

Dirty Sanchez With a Side of Salsa

Give A Feamle Anal intercourse during her period, then stuck one finger in her ass and another in her vagina, and with the anal finger draw the Mustache Thus giving the dirty sanchez with the other draw a red line of period blood from the corner of the mouth down like a drippage of salsa Thus the side of salsa

Last night Ibanged this bar chick and gave her the "dirty sanchez with a side of salsa".

by Big DF April 22, 2010

my salsa

eminems "Next song". apparently, from D12 ft. Eminem - My Band.

My salsa makes all the girl take off their pants, my sal sa sla sa sal sal sal salsa. My salsa!

by GirlSkater April 7, 2004

Salsa Snack

A delicious meal that can and should be served at every meal. A sexual innuendo deriving from the classic video displayed on salsasnack.com. Did I forget to mention it's delicious?

Bob: Yo, broham, want a salsa snack?

Chloe: Oh boy would I!

by CallMeCommander August 7, 2010

chunky salsa

Military term refering to the unidentifiable mass of blood and bone fragmetns left over when a fragmentation gernade in thrown into an occupied room / bunked / cave made from a strong material such as concrete or rock. The shrapnel from the gernade doesn't have the power to pierce the walls, but too much momentum to stop. So it simply bounces around in the room for a while until all occupants are reduced to small bits resembling chunky style chip salsa.

What to do when you got a bunker full of diehard? Toss a frag in and try not to step in the chunky salsa.

by awelltrainedferret May 7, 2007