owens sausage

1. a brand of sausage
2. the spicey man sausage of any male who's last name is Owens

1. Man, that sausage sure is delicious! What kind is it?
Oh, that's Owens country sausage.

2. Damn I love that Owens sausage!!!!

by melonie January 1, 2009

Burnt Sausage

That random burning feeling you get in your dick, usually after wanking and taking a piss too close together.

Frank: "Are you okay bro? You look like your in a bit of pain". Tom: "Nah i'm fine man, just got a bit of a burnt sausage". Frank: "Oh fuck, I hate it when I get those".

by El3ctro-Critical April 18, 2017

Sausage Trap

Discovering that the hot chick you just picked up is a Tranny and she/he is sporting a little secret sausage under that dress. By the time you discover this hidden gem, Its too late and you are too trapped to care.

Dude. That babe I picked up last night turned out to be a lady boy.

Did you get the hell out braaaaahhh?

Hell no brohhhh. I was sausage trapped. There was no turning back. I just closed my eyes.

by Eaton Holgoode November 16, 2015

Sausage Clamp

One would define a sausage clamp as when one's penis (or other phallus shaped object) becomes stuck/lodged in another's orifice, particularly so, when a couple/group has had a considerably vigorous session.

"Oh my god, it was so tight, it definitely sausage clamped me!"

"That cherry pie sausage clamped me."

"I was stuck there for hours, it was such a sausage clamp."

"I've never felt a vacuum like it this is the worst sausage clamp I've ever had"

"OMG she gives a sausage clamp like no other"

by The Bosmeister December 28, 2013

sausage grinder

A chick with a full grill of braces and who could grind a dick down to a stump while doing fellatio.

That chick at the front desk is cut but no way I'd sick my pecker in that sausage grinder.

by wolfbait51 June 7, 2011

sausage creature

Slang for the state that a human being will be reduced to after a mototcycle accident and/or diving into a pool that's been drained the previous day. Must include the loss of all of ones teeth and a large proportion of skin.

Coined by the late-great Hunter Stockton Thompson.

I was hunched over the tank like a person diving into a pool that got emptied yesterday. Whacko! Bashed on the concrete bottom, flesh ripped off, a Sausage Creature with no teeth, fucked-up for the rest of its life.

I landed hard on the edge of the road and lost my grip for a moment as the Ducati began fishtailing crazily into oncoming traffic. For two or three seconds I came face to face with the Sausage Creature....

by Jordan22 June 11, 2006

Sausage Nigel

A derogatory term for a male of the homosexual persuassion.

Al: Hey Chev you big silly, can you pick me up some vaseline from the store?

Chev: Fuck me, looks like we got ourselves a right Sausage Nigel 'ere!

by Raoul_Duke April 22, 2009