by El Stink July 17, 2009
a sexual act of when a women's fat rolls are wrapped around the males penis and stroked with the skin
by D.O.4.H September 01, 2016
A Cumbernauld Sausage is like a Cumberland Sausage, but made by an unemployed scumbag living on the streets. It is full of dirt and looks like something dumped inside the Cumbernauld Town Centre. Popular with homeless people in that area, but universally hated in other towns.
by FunkDaBeat September 21, 2014
by T LO June 25, 2012
A chick with a full grill of braces and who could grind a dick down to a stump while doing fellatio.
by wolfbait51 May 14, 2011
Slang for the state that a human being will be reduced to after a mototcycle accident and/or diving into a pool that's been drained the previous day. Must include the loss of all of ones teeth and a large proportion of skin.
Coined by the late-great Hunter Stockton Thompson.
Coined by the late-great Hunter Stockton Thompson.
I was hunched over the tank like a person diving into a pool that got emptied yesterday. Whacko! Bashed on the concrete bottom, flesh ripped off, a Sausage Creature with no teeth, fucked-up for the rest of its life.
I landed hard on the edge of the road and lost my grip for a moment as the Ducati began fishtailing crazily into oncoming traffic. For two or three seconds I came face to face with the Sausage Creature....
I landed hard on the edge of the road and lost my grip for a moment as the Ducati began fishtailing crazily into oncoming traffic. For two or three seconds I came face to face with the Sausage Creature....
by Jordan22 June 02, 2006
Al: Hey Chev you big silly, can you pick me up some vaseline from the store?
Chev: Fuck me, looks like we got ourselves a right Sausage Nigel 'ere!
Chev: Fuck me, looks like we got ourselves a right Sausage Nigel 'ere!
by Raoul_Duke April 22, 2009