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Jackin' It In San Diego

yes.

basically masturbating in San Diego of California
most people do this after getting into drama that is SERIOUS
but seriously this is a song for south park made by Trey Parker, Matt Stone, and Bruce Howell.
Stan: I just have to put an end to bullying Kyle! You don't get it!
Kyle: Yea but you are profiting off of this for yourself only! Just don't end up naked and Jackin' it in San Diego.
by ConnorBroski December 18, 2024
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San Diego welcome

To kiss someone while they are sitting on a toilet and taking a poop.
Sarah suprised me with a San Diego welcome on our anniversary.
by DudeMacDudeington June 22, 2022
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San Diego Fireworks

1. n. Premature ejaculation, blowing your wad unexpectedly.

2. v. To have a premature ejaculation.

(Once context has been established, may be shortened to "SD Fireworks" or simply "fireworks.")
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1a. n. We hadn't had sex in a while so as soon as my girlfriend mounted me last night it was like San Diego Fireworks.

1b. n. My nosy bitch sister: Ashley told me what happened last night... SD Fireworks. Try rubbing one out first next time, ya wank.

2a. v. Your mom was so slutty when I fucked her that right as she pulled my boxers down, I fireworked all over her face.

2b. v. Tyler is such a virgin noob. His third period teacher, Ms. Hotness, bent down to hand back his test and he fucking fireworked in his pants at the sight of her cleavage.
by DerSizzler July 13, 2012
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San Diego Swerve

When a driver swerves in to the next lane to make an unnecessarily wide turn (or an illegal u-turn), despite the fact that there is plenty of space, needlessly endangering the vehicle to their left or right.

Often paired with other poor driving habits, such as the California roll, a San Diego Stop, or a San Francisco Stop (stopping more than 1/2 car length beyond the white line at a stop light).
Don't you just love it when someone rides the bicycle lane all the way up to the light, then pulls a hard San Diego Swerve while turning right on a red without stopping, nearly side-swiping your stopped car for no fucking reason?
by niktereuto September 26, 2018
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San Diegoed

Group of girls who neglect someone on the same vacation
Maria really San Diegoed her when she didn’t include someone in the picture
by Karmas comin August 14, 2019
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San Diego

City in Southern California aka named San Juan Miguel Pedro
There's a tsunami heading for San Juan Miguel Pedro Mr. Wayne, or in other words San Diego.
by Brenden T. September 1, 2025
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san diego super soaker

The act of riding the male member and/or equivalent to the point of causing your partner to squirt numerous times causing a flash flood.
Ali was riding me earlier and gave me and my mattress a San Diego super soaker.
by Alie the red 10 December 8, 2017
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