shadow smile

This is a small hint of a smile many practiced liars have when denying "sex with that woman!"

Adam Schiff wearing a shadow smile,the claimed he had absolute proof Republicans were Russian agents -until testimony time.

by I, Wreckerrr December 17, 2020

Vertical smile

"another word for vagina, pussy, whispering eye etc."

"I havent seen you in a while god damn i miss that mother fuking vertical smile"

by sweatyandready May 2, 2010

bicycle smile

when a female is riding a bike, usually over rough terrain, and she slides the bike seat into her VJ. this will result in a smile on her face and an odd musk on the bike seat

Colleen "Nice new bike Vanessa"
Vanessa "thanks Coll"
Colleen "hey where's the seat, and why are you smiling so much?"
Vanessa "oh I'm performing a Bicycle smile, lets find some rougher terrain"
Colleen "yagi!"

by The Pinky Pig November 7, 2006

Smile Penis

The penis inside of your penis that you use to have sexual intercourse with insects.

My smile penis is very small.

by Dymyntyd October 9, 2008

pain smile

A facial expression resembling a strained, or forced smile, usually resulting from an embarassing moment, or an uncomfortable situation.

Pooper had the biggest pain smile when Sharon rejected his overt sexual advances.

Ed's pain smile could be seen for miles after he was caught "waxing on" and "waxing off".

Paul's pain smile was quite evident when he was asked to pick up the bar bill.

When the bouncer confiscated his fake ID, all Joe could do was shrug his shoulders, put on a pain smile, and walk out the door.

by Bullet Bob July 26, 2006

vasoline smile

An artificial smile that resembles the forced smiles of beauty pageant contestants. Women entered in these contests will put vasoline on their teeth to keep their lips from sticking to their teeth when they smile.

The Miss America contestants flashed their best vasoline smiles at the judges as they walked by.

by Hackermom July 24, 2008

chelsea smile

To slice the mouth on either side then kneeing the victim in the groin causing the mouth to tear. Popular in British prison.

I'm gonna give that nonce a chelsea smile.

by pippa from home and away April 18, 2003