listerine slurpee

refers to a drink to give someone with bad or unbearable breath.

Rhonda is a fine ass chick, but her mouth needs a listerine slurpee before she can talk to me again.

by PantherFan75 June 16, 2012

Genital Slurpees

Usually acquired at the back of a 7-Eleven store from some raunchy skank. The skank will pour a highly coveted 7-Eleven slurpee on her crotch and the man will slurp it up like a vacuum cleaner. Most likely will receive herpes after this infamous act as the skank provides genital slurpees to just about every dude in town.

Mike: Dude I could really go for a 7-Eleven hot dog and slurpee right now. Those things are legendary.

Stoney: Better yet, go behind the 7-Eleven and the token skank will supply you with some genital slurpees. Real succulent, but be careful you don’t wanna get the herps.

Mike: Dude I’ve had several of those before, I didn’t know that’s what they were called!

by Stoney69 January 27, 2019

Lil Slurpee

The definition of a bad rapper. If I took something out of my anus and showed it to you. It would be lil Slurpee. Look up his songs. Benz, True Facts, NMD. True facts talks about assault. “You better watch yourself before you get the belt.” Do you like that type of rapper. I mean, he can’t even get a girl? Ella, Emma, you name it, he’s gotten rejected by them. Oh and he dated Hristiyana and liked Nia Klepp! To pissy to ask her out though

Her: Hey did you here about the new rap song?
Him: Yeah it’s awful, just like Lil Slurpee.

by Theneighbortothrleft December 14, 2018

Slurpee chief

He is perfect he is formally known as slurpee chief but his real name is Cameron Mitchell

The slurpee chief is legally obligated to fill up his slurpee first

by Slurpee god July 2, 2020

Slurpee Whirpee

A humorous, lighthearted euphemism for performing oral sex on a woman. Often used playfully to imply enthusiastic or affectionate participation, with a nod to the sweet and swirling nature of the act.

Last night, he gave me the best slurpee whirpee I’ve ever had.

by Stallion Lover June 14, 2025

Slurpee

A person who jerks of to too much furry porn and does it 4 times a day.

Guy #1:Jey look over there that's such a Slurpee

Guy#2 :facts

by Mr.UniverseVR June 22, 2022

Burpee Slurpee

when you burp and it all starts coming out, and you just gotta suck it down and swallow.

jimmy 1: "dude, i got the *hiccup* hiccups"
jimmy 2: "don't make a fool of us again"
jimmy 1: *hiccup*

*burp*

a mixture of saliva and tequila cover his bottom lip.
jimmy 2: burpee slurpee that shit, the bartender is looking at you.

by kylesmokes December 26, 2020