celery slap

using a flimsy object (ie celery) to slap someone across the face with, often to try and reason with them.

Sandy put on a rediculous top so janet celery slapped her to try and knock some sense back into her

by R puppy August 30, 2009

slap the gravy

to masturbate.

"Man, that new Brad Paisley video on CMT really makes me wanna slap the gravy"

"The new Call of Duty is so good, I haven't even slapped the gravy once since I bought it"

by johnny 216 November 26, 2009

Cutty Slap

When Ur Pimp Hand Is So Strong And U Slap A Bitch In Broad Day Light In Front Of All To See And She Stumbles And Drops Her Bags.

Ya Girl Was Just Goin On At The Mouth, I Had To Cutty Slap Her To Get Her To Shut Up.

by Numba1HB504 January 1, 2010

sterile slap

If you are scrubbed into a surgery and it comes to light that you have made a very large mistake in patient management, the attending surgeon may "sterile slap" you. A sterile green towel is placed on your head and the attending slaps you with his hand. This technique maintains the sterile field.

Jon got sterile slapped by Dr. Mutumbo when he found out that he forgot to check the patient's blood work before he scrubbed in.

by drwmutumbo October 24, 2009

Slap and Nap

To masturbate in one's bed, followed by going to sleep without getting up in between. Can be used as either a verb or a noun.

(n.) I'm tired and horny. I'm going to go for a slap and nap.
(v.) I'm tired and horny. I'm going to slap and nap.

by ARLM September 19, 2010

rag slap

slappen someone with a frozen used lady pad

jerome came home pissed and passed out. Come morning the prick wouldnt wake for work. Grabbed a frozen used lady pad from the freezer and rag slapped him across the cheeks. That woke the cunt up.

by rag slapper March 1, 2011

Slap your McMuffin

A straight to the point pickup line in which you imply that you are going to beat one's vagina.

Person 1: I'm going to slap your McMuffin!
Person 2: Hell, you could eat my McMuffin.
Person 1: Ummmm.... A'ight.
Person 2: Tonight. My apartment. 10 o' clock.
Person 1: Sweet.

by Unicornxcannibal March 5, 2011