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Shroomboy

A cultlike group of the biggest retards on Google+. Identifiable by the mushroom hat on their profile pictures, as well as having a hivemind due to their inability to think for themselves. They think they're hot shit because they're popular memers, but instead are just shitlords who are the G+ equivalent to Team 10.

Their common behaviors consist of, but aren't limited to:
-Having inflated egos
-Being e-psychopaths
-Having a borderline fascist agenda
-Spamming "FATASS" whenever someone disagrees with them (or even mentions them)
-Having 2005 4chan tier raiding skills
-Doxxing
-Leaking nudes of underage girls
-Spreading false rumors and fabricating evidence about someone being a pedophile
-Stealing copyrighted material to make shitty memes
-Threatening assualt on a pregnant woman to make her miscarry
-Insulting an unborn child
-Grasping at straws
-Having no life
-Living in their parents' basement
-Being all around scum in general
-Starting drama and attacking people in order to bring some form of sick entertainment and fulfillment to their meaningless lives
-Using Tumblr tier echo chamber methods
"I have a dream, a dream where there is a world where Shroomboys no longer exist"

--Martin Luther King Jr.
by Balder Ensamvarg June 1, 2018
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shroomhead

a heady brah from the lot
shroomhead sold me molly once at a festival ,turns out this shit was teh flamez
by RH- shroomerite July 7, 2008
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shroomish

A relatively gay or stupid person. Could also be used as an adjective. Named after the Pokemon character.
Person 1: "Why does Joe always wear those skinny jeans?"
Person 2: "I don't know. It makes him look shroomish."
Person 1: "What a shroomish."
by Mr. Gigglezz September 23, 2011
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shroomy

One who is a member of a mushroom club and/or constantly subjected to kidfoh.
"So, Shroomy, what're you doing this weekend?"
"Ha, like I would have the slightest clue!"
by Sgt Draggi February 12, 2008
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Shroom whack

V. To slap or whack a person in the face with your penis. Normally leaves a mark, also known as a mushroom tattoo. Sometimes done during a blow job if it is a bad one, as to punish the person for doing a bad job.
EX1: Dude i was walking down the street when some guy yelled "SHROOM WHACK" and then i got slapped with his cock!
EX2:Bob- Dude I shroom whacked her so hard last night, it left a mark.
Jim- big deal, i shroom whack my lady every night.
Also see cock slap
by Shroom whacker April 3, 2010
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shroom4life

shroom4life is the hottest discord user ever, they are the coolest person in the entire universe.
caca head: did you see what shroom4life said?

poop eater: no what did they say?

caca head: shroom4life said to throw poop!
by shroom4life June 29, 2021
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tom shroomery

An extreme form of Douchebaggery carried out under the influence of hallucenagens such and lsd and shrooms.
The young man was accused of tom shroomery when his parents house was found trashed and all the expensive champagne was found dumped in the hot tub.
by the goof September 8, 2008
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