I should’ve swallowed you

A diss normally executed by a mother, in which she implies that when you were sperm, she should’ve given head instead of normal sex. Therefore the sperm (you) would never reach the egg and be fertilized and you would never be alive.

Son: “I hate you”
Mom: “ I should’ve swallowed you”

by themillennial January 1, 2019

cry on someones shoulder

to cry in front of someone to be pitied
to actually cry on someone's shoulder
to have someone comfort you in times of sorrow

something caused my friend to cry on someones shoulder

by *^&%#$ May 20, 2006

Foot Pon Shoulder Doggy Stillion

When you put a girls leg on your shoulder and begin to doggy her.

She got it foot pon shoulder doggy stillion

by Trendz November 20, 2006

Dirt Off Ya Shoulder

as in, "get - that - dirt off ya shoulder." it means that you need to let go of that grudge you got on your shoulders because you are jealous of me.

as in Jay-Z's song, "Dirt Off Your Shoulder," ...I'm a hustler homey, you a customer crony
Got some, dirt on my shoulder, could you brush it off for me?

by uswoomon January 15, 2004

Shoulder Chrome

When somebody has dandruff so badly, you mistake them for the polar ice caps. Blizzards in Siberia ain't got nothing on this guy.

I thought I saw the Abominable Snowman, but it was just Ted and his bad case of shoulder chrome.

by Yoshie March 6, 2008

You should run for vice president

A way of telling someone that they are earth-shatteringly, jaw-droppingly stupid.

I find your ill-informed positions to be vapid and absurd. I feel a shooting pain in my skull every time you speak. You should run for vice president!

by Club Ed January 17, 2009

we should text

Two meanings:
1. A person's way of getting off the phone because they really don't want to talk to that person anymore.
2. Or they just want to go jack off.

Jacob: So anyways my dad was late..
Emily: Oh.. Cool story bro.
*awkward silence*
Emily: ....We should text.

by wraina March 8, 2011