sweeing

(swee-ing)

1. If one happens to pee while swinging

2. The Republicans (swee-ers)

3. Steve Perry

werd, tru dat.

Jim: As non-homosexual friends lets go swinging
Douche: uber kewl
*on the swings*
Jim: Why are your pants yellow
Douche: I'm sweeing a little
Jim: are you fcking kidding me

by mattata & mellipod February 16, 2007

sewing circle

noun. When a group of male friends get together, then suddenly talk about their feelings and relationship problems; gossip.
Everything that said in the discussion is usually kept secret.

On Friday night, Joe, Bob and Jim talked about their feelings about a girl they liked in a sewing circle.

Bob brought up his relationship problems which formed a sewing circle.

by 4n0n3m06z February 14, 2009

rusty sewing machine

The opposite of a rusty trombone. Internationally hand signalled by pointing your index finger toward a fictional v-hole while feigning to lick an imaginary fecally stained sphincter.

The other night when my girl came over, instead of getting a rusty trombone I thought I'd do something nice for her. I told her to use the Kamode but not to wipe. Tonight was going to be her special night. The night of the rusty sewing machine.

by dis sho am good June 21, 2006

Sexing

Technically sexting but for lazy people it’s sexing

“We should stop sexing”
BITCH ITS SEXTING

by Why you asking February 12, 2018

you seein' vultures?

someone who is completely and utterly (tanked, drunk, NOT sober, etc.) and complains of seeing unidentified birds under the ceiling.

Nancy was so tanked, we asked her, "you seein' vultures?"

by DB4Lyfe August 4, 2009

seeming

Multiple, rapid-fire, strong expulsions of bodily fluid.

She was so turned on, she started seeming and couldn't stop for at least 5 minutes.

by Popindigo April 7, 2016

cloud seeding

When waiting for your significant other (usu. female) to finish trying on clothes, and you're feeling gassy (perhaps due to eating Chipotle or because you need to poop). Rather than wait in the husband chair and stew in it, you wander the store leaving little clouds of happiness for others to find.

That Chipotle was so rank, that while Jenn was in the dressing room at Dillard's, I was forced to wander around the women's shoes doing a little cloud seeding. I'm not sitting in my own stank.

by chromigula January 11, 2010