When your dog is so excited to see you, he runs around, rubs on you, and acts like he wants to wrestle down on the floor.
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Both the sex and the dreams cause you to awaken the next day with new outlook on life; and, a desire to change yourself forever
To be simultaneously assailed by the ghosts of pussy past, present, AND FUTURE all in a single night by a partner possessed by THE SPIRIT OF GIVING and superlative Tantric Initiatory skills.
This may or may not actually be a thing.
Both the sex and the dreams cause you to awaken the next day with new outlook on life; and, a desire to change yourself forever
To be simultaneously assailed by the ghosts of pussy past, present, AND FUTURE all in a single night by a partner possessed by THE SPIRIT OF GIVING and superlative Tantric Initiatory skills.
This may or may not actually be a thing.
My wife asked me what I wanted for Christmas and I told her I wanted to be Screwged on Christmas Eve.
She was able to accomplish all of this in a single night.
On Christmas Day I woke up AND GAVE MONEY TO THE POOR; MADE BREAKFAST; WAS NICE TO MY IN-LAWS; AND COMPLETED HER “HONEY DO” LIST.
She was able to accomplish all of this in a single night.
On Christmas Day I woke up AND GAVE MONEY TO THE POOR; MADE BREAKFAST; WAS NICE TO MY IN-LAWS; AND COMPLETED HER “HONEY DO” LIST.
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Rhonda: Hey Linda! Have you done a poo yet today?
Linda: Oo no! Disgusting! I've already been for a scatortion at the clinic.
Linda: Oo no! Disgusting! I've already been for a scatortion at the clinic.
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Dante: "And now we see the fifth circle of hell: note the messy black hair and Monster energy drinks."
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seriously, middle school sucked
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