Sausage Trap

Discovering that the hot chick you just picked up is a Tranny and she/he is sporting a little secret sausage under that dress. By the time you discover this hidden gem, Its too late and you are too trapped to care.

Dude. That babe I picked up last night turned out to be a lady boy.

Did you get the hell out braaaaahhh?

Hell no brohhhh. I was sausage trapped. There was no turning back. I just closed my eyes.

by Eaton Holgoode September 30, 2015

Sausage beast

A really annoying person

Jane is a sausage beast

by Jkl355 April 22, 2018

hooker sausage

A Hooker Sausage is when a whore is so skanky and worn that her vagina has prolapsed into a sausage like organ

Damn, do you see that Hooker Sausage in those short shorts

by Your Alcoholic Stepdad June 27, 2017

Sausage Basket

When the word "whore" just isn't enough.

"What do you mean, dating four guys at once? What a sausage basket".

by Haydoom July 26, 2009

sausage grinder

A chick with a full grill of braces and who could grind a dick down to a stump while doing fellatio.

That chick at the front desk is cut but no way I'd sick my pecker in that sausage grinder.

by wolfbait51 May 14, 2011

sausage creature

Slang for the state that a human being will be reduced to after a mototcycle accident and/or diving into a pool that's been drained the previous day. Must include the loss of all of ones teeth and a large proportion of skin.

Coined by the late-great Hunter Stockton Thompson.

I was hunched over the tank like a person diving into a pool that got emptied yesterday. Whacko! Bashed on the concrete bottom, flesh ripped off, a Sausage Creature with no teeth, fucked-up for the rest of its life.

I landed hard on the edge of the road and lost my grip for a moment as the Ducati began fishtailing crazily into oncoming traffic. For two or three seconds I came face to face with the Sausage Creature....

by Jordan22 June 02, 2006

Sausage Nigel

A derogatory term for a male of the homosexual persuassion.

Al: Hey Chev you big silly, can you pick me up some vaseline from the store?

Chev: Fuck me, looks like we got ourselves a right Sausage Nigel 'ere!

by Raoul_Duke April 22, 2009