A well-formed, solid poo, left on a public walkway. A Street Salami is typically produced by a dog or other leashed animal, but occasionally a human-sized Salami is found. Nobody will deal with a Street Salami they find in their path, and though pedestrians will flow around it, eventually someone will step in it.
"I was distracted while walking and stepped on a street salami, my shoes are ruined."
"Excuse me, sir, I think your dog left a street salami near that lamp post."
"I swear man, back in Melbourne I saw a guy pick up a street salami and throw it at a group of tourists"
"Excuse me, sir, I think your dog left a street salami near that lamp post."
"I swear man, back in Melbourne I saw a guy pick up a street salami and throw it at a group of tourists"
by Street Salami March 10, 2022
Get the Street Salamimug. by Nunny April 10, 2022
Get the stinky salamimug. Michael Salami. the most handsome and most beautiful man you’ll ever see. He is so tall with curly hair and it’s so amazing. Having a michael salami in ur life is js amazing 😻😻😻
by Ashley Yepez May 25, 2023
Get the michael salamimug. 
When two men insert their penises (bananas) into a salami sandwich after eating fried onions at k mart
by FatalGang April 20, 2018
Get the banana salamimug. Person 1: Dude did you hook up with Lisa last night?
Person 2: We got together and I fed her some bare salami. She was stuffed.
Person 2: We got together and I fed her some bare salami. She was stuffed.
by Wizzmatik September 25, 2012
Get the Bare salamimug. A technique handed down throughout the centuries, in which your salami is wrapped in a warm towel, in the shape of an origami swan. Only procured from the finest of Asian massage parlors.
When she finished the massage and I was feeling quite vulnerable, the origami salami technique calmed my nerves and also appealed to my sense of artistic expression
by Beyond the horizon September 14, 2022
Get the Origami salamimug.