The Eye Contact Rule

The Eye Contact Rule is simple. If one finds that they are engaging in a homosexual act, as long as they don't make eye contact it isn't gay.

Friend 1: Bro did you suck his dick?

Friend 2: Yeah
Friend 1: Bro you're fucking gay as shit

Friend 2: It isn't gay, we didn't make eye contact. The Eye Contact Rule applies.

Or

"It isn't gay if you don't look them in the eyes though."

by PeboMan April 18, 2017

The Dr. Rule

An entirely unwritten and yet widely accepted variation to the Eleven Minute Rule. The Dr. Rule states that if you are sitting in class for fifteen minutes (rather than the eleven provided a professor without a doctorate) and no professor has shown up, you are allowed to leave class without penalty.

Guy 1: "Dude, it's been 11 minutes we can totally leave class now!"

Guy 2: "No man she's a Doctor, we have to wait four more minutes."

Guy 1: "Oh right....the Dr. Rule....where is that actually written?"

by FSUstudent July 28, 2008

three day rule

An awesome rule, created by Jezus, explained by Barney Stinson in the sitcom How I met your mother.

The rule states that you should always wait three days before calling a girl. The three day rule was invented by Jezus, because he waited three days to resurrect.

Considered the fact that Barney Stinson stands behind this rule, makes the rule Awesome and legen... wait for it... dairy!

HIMYM season 4 episode 21 three day rule

by Thooms June 24, 2009

Twister Rule

The twister rule is a rule that can be raised in any party game. That is if there are not an equal amount of guys and girls the game can not take place. Origin comes from the party game twister. It should not be played if there is not an equal amount of guys or girls (unless it is a lesbian or gay party)

Hey Man, lets play spin the bottle.

No way man there is 5 guys and 2 chicks here, i declare "Twister Rule "

by Dan Theman 111 March 30, 2009

Three Thrust Rule

If there is more than three thrusts then it counts as sex. Anyless then it oesn't count.

He thrusted once but it hurt too much so i'm still a virgin.
Yeahh mate three thrust rule.

by Red Hair January 28, 2010

Two year rule

If you're between the age of 12-16, it is socially acceptable to be in a relationship with someone 2 years or so older or younger than you

Man, isn't she a bit young?
Nah bro remember the two year rule!

by yoitsgavin May 12, 2013

The Two Pump Rule

The Two Pump Rule has been created in honor of all those christians who feel guilty about having sex even if the guy just put his penis in once and then they felt bad and stopped. Do not worry my fellow christians, you did not have sex because a penis must be inserted into the vagina two times to have had sex. The head of the penis must totally be inside to count as a pump. If she is a virgin and you give only two pumps but break the hymen then well done, you have pooped her cherry without having sex with her.

Example 1:
Sally: I'm pregnant with your baby
John: Bitch, no your not
Sally: Your the only one I have has sex with
John: We didn't have sex, we didn't have sex because I got mines within two pumps
Sally: What?
John: Yeah bitch, "The Two Pump Rule", now get the fuck out my house cause I'm not the father.

Example 2:
Jack: Did you fuck my Wife!!!!!!
Matt: No
Matt: (thinking to himself)- I did not fuck her because I jacked off in the bathroom until I was almost about to cum and then went onto the bed and put it in her and ejaculated on the second pump...therefore I did not fuck her....thanks to The Two Pump Rule

by not a father July 18, 2010