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roasted nuts

noun

1. roasted edible nuts.
2. the result of holding your laptop in your lap for too long, and the battery gets hot.
3. the result of abusing the seat heater in your car.

the last two definitions can apply to girls as well, but the result is more like roast beef
1. these roasted nuts suck! they're unsalted!
2. no wonder dell recalled those notebooks. they roast your nuts off.
3. dude, chill with the seat warmer, i'm roasting here.
by spoot September 11, 2006
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rooster diving

Opposite to the male sport of "muff diving" it simply means "diving for Cock". It can be done by animals as well, when they are rooster diving to clean themselves. The sport is mostly played by females, who enjoy a good Rooster Dive; as well as fags who are into "man meat" in their mouths and can't get enough of it.
"Look at your dog! Hes Rooster Diving!"

"Wow, Suzy where did you get that wicked rash on your cheek?", "Ohh I was rooster diving all weekend!"
by AddyMacz September 21, 2006
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rasterbator

A popular website and computer program that enlarges images and exports them to a PDF, which you can print out, tape together, and hang up like a poster.
Meloncat? Pop it into the rasterbator and hang it up on that doorway!
by PhoenixJ October 23, 2005
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Roasted

Roasted has several definitions:

1. To be extremely drunk or lean.

2. To get done over by someone.

3. To be verbally abused for doing something stupid.
1. Chris: Owen was so roasted last night, he went home early.

2. Ben: You should of seen it, Owen got roasted at Pro Evo.

3. Owen: Yesterday, I supermaned my mum.
Chris: You must have been so roasted.
Ben: Owen, you are a wasteman!
by K-Lash March 9, 2008
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Roasted

The state of being high or stoned while also indulging in a cup of strong, caffeinated coffee.
Bro: Dude wanna burn this sweet blunt i just rolled?

Brah: nah man, I'm taking it slow, I'm already pretty roasted…

Bro: Dude WTF, you went to Starbucks without me AND burned before you even got here???

Brah: Sorry man…
by jacobro June 10, 2014
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raster grind

A skateboarding grind in which the back trucks grind while the nose of the board starts out pointing over the object and ends with the nose pointing away from the object.

This grind is a combination of a salad grind, and a suski grind. The rider transitions from one grind to the other.

The grind was originated by Brian El and was named after the sweeping effect seen on old radar displays.
The last time i saw Brian do a raster grind was on a marble ledge downtown.
by nocturnal March 3, 2008
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rooster roostin

a rooster smokin League of Legends/WOW/Starcraft constantly. may include yelling of sorts, grunting and possible seizures.
Man, you hear that rooster roostin last night?
Yeah goon, he was roostin hard...I think he almost laid an egg.
by Goonzsta March 23, 2011
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