Reid

The type of guy that is really kind and sweet. He doesn't rly share his feelings much but if you get close to him, he will really open up. He cares about his friends and will never want to go a day without talking to them. Yes, he is good looking, gets all the girls, and is dreamed about by girls all of the time, but he either doesn't know it or won't admit it. Around guys he can be a jerk to make him look masculine. Around girls he can be really flirty and will get on some girls nerves but will make others swoon. Usually has brown hair and brown eyes. If you are a Reid, congratulations you probably have 12 girls crushing on you right now, but only one will be THE ONE for you. If you know a Reid, he is an amazing friend and will always be there for you when you need him. Never loose him because he will help you whenever you need him.

Person 1: Hey, have you seen Reid anywhere. I can't find him.

Person 2: Yeah he's over there in the middle of the crowd. He's pretty popular.
Person 1: Of course he is, he's a Reid.

by happy_person June 2, 2017

queef residue

1. The slimy, thick, sometimes crusty green schmeg that discharges from the vagina after a queef occurs.
2. Also used as an insult to a generally stinky sum-bitch.

1. "You are a puddle of queef residue!!"
2. Brant woke up with queef residue on his nose from his wild night before.
3. Brandon would like queef residue on his pancakes.

by A. Tizzle December 7, 2006

Reidtard

1) Any person who attempts a long distance sailing venture who either can not sail or attempts the long distance voyage on an unseaworthy POS(piece of shit). When Reidtards leave the dock, they usually step right into the Green Room at the Darwin Awards.

2) One who makes a blatantly stupid move whilst sailing and/or racing a sailboat.

That guy who built a boat with crap he bought at Home Depot and expects to sail it around the world is a real Reidtard.

The right side of the course was so favored, anyone who went left is Reidtarded.

by Regatta Dog February 17, 2008

Current Resident

To the hood rats on a mailman's route "Current Resident" is some one who "don't stay here anymore, he moved out last month." (Also known as "Occupant" and On some pizza ads "Pizza Lover")

"Mailman! Yeah, Current Resident don't stay here no more! He moved out last month!"

by KAMod February 3, 2010

Tara Reid

When your tit or tits pop out of the shirt you are wearing. usually without a bra.

Amber was sleeping and rolled over and pulled a Tara Reid on Meagan.

by absolutelypdx June 27, 2008

Reid

Someone who really loves their Aviator Specs. A Reid not stupid, but they hardly ever do their homework. Someone who can be really funny sometimes, but at the same time their humor can get annoying since they get their jokes from TV shows.

Reid: "I didn't do my homework again today."
Person2: "Well that's kind of expected. I mean, you're Reid."
Reid: "Hey, you wanna hear something funny?"
Person2: "Did you get it from a TV show?"
Reid: "Uhm... No?"
Person2: "Right."

by rawrnairk April 10, 2009

Residents

An avant-garde band that started in the 70s and continues to record and tour today. They keep their identities secret by wearing masks onstage and in all their publicity, and have never released their names to the public. The main elements of the Residents' music are the highly experimental instrumentation and production, distorted vocals, heavy repetition and a favoring of weirdness over displaying any actual musical talent, of which they may very well have none.

"Man, those eyeball masks the Residents wear are hella tight. Do you think they'll tour with Renaldo and the Loaf again soon?"

by Aristizzle November 10, 2008