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Inflammation of the Reuben. From between the years of 1987 to present day, there has been only one reported case of Reubenitis.
Causes: Excessive watching of porn and eating of eggs in the morning.
Symptoms: Incredible desire to keep watching porn and eating eggs in the morning.
Treatment: There is no cure for Reubenitis. Once a Reubenite, always a Reubenite. Penis.
Causes: Excessive watching of porn and eating of eggs in the morning.
Symptoms: Incredible desire to keep watching porn and eating eggs in the morning.
Treatment: There is no cure for Reubenitis. Once a Reubenite, always a Reubenite. Penis.
He watched so much porn in the morn that he got Reubenitis! He tried treating it with eggs, but that only made it worse.
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Person A: That was the best conversation, regulating & sex I've ever had. You wouldn't happen to be called Reuban, would you?
Person B nods silently.
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he is such a ruben, on the real though.
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