retard in aluminum foil

What a lady's knight in shining armor becomes when she really gets to know him.

I thought he was my knight in shining armor. Turns out, he was just a retard in aluminum foil!

by sweetnsassi February 20, 2010

Retard Rocket

Slang term that originated in acient Rome referring to the retard form of tranportation, which during those times was a chariot with square wheels. Currently known as the short bus, which my current roommate takes to college everyday. His name is Andy.

Andy, climb your fat ass into that retard rocket or your masturbating priveleges will be taken away.

by John Molstad April 17, 2005

Retarded Animal Babies

The absolute FUNNIEST thing I ever saw on the internet. Involves small, talking, baby, animals going on inane adventures. Very, very vulgar at times but the MOST AMAZING thing ever.

Retarded animal babies rocks my world.

Cat: Dungeons and dragons: a game with weird shaped dice and fuckloads of rules

by Who cares? October 10, 2005

retardedly

acting in a manner that is retarded; doing something while showing qualities that are associated with having a mental disease.

After Kelly fell on the ground, she retardedly tripped over a curb.

by Anna March 15, 2005

Electric Retard

Electricretard.com is by far (if ot the only) most decsent webcomic on all the internet.
it was created by the mighty Eric, and prides itself on creating all purpose entertaining and child friendly entertainment.

Small child: mummy mummy, can I go on this site its called Electric Retard.

Mother: I see no reason why. Electricretard.com prides itself on creating entertaining and child friendly entertainment.

small child: YAY!

by ZE JUDEN October 20, 2008

I call Retard

I call Retard is the act of having one friend in a group of friends pretend to be the "retard" or "special friend" at the club that your other friends were nice enough to take out and be friends with. Although this method will send you straight to hell, you will get laid everytime. There is a Retard incentive though, Anyone who calls being the "retard" for the night, will get as much oxycontin and marijuana as they would like until they are drooling on themselves in the corner.

"damn I'm feelin like doin some oxy tonight... I Call Retard!"

"chick: It's so nice of you guys to hang out with your special friend over there....ahhh he's drooling."

by CFK2009 November 2, 2009

retardeder

adj. (even) more retarded

Damn! I thought that guy was an idiot, but his friend is even retardeder! I mean, he is D-U-M dumb!

by freakomatic May 15, 2006