A website that disguises itself as an education website, but is, in reality, actual hell, but compacted into a website. The best way to explain this is with an advertisement.
I-Ready Advertisment Spokesman "DO YOU ABSOLUTELY, WITH EVERY FIBER OF YOUR FUCKING BEING HATE CHILDREN AND WANT THEIR VIEW OF KNOWLEDGE AND EDUCATION TO TURN SOUR AS THEIR MIND SUCCUMBS TO THE HELLISH HORROR OF YOU'RE POWER OVER THEM DO TO THE ABILITY TO MANIPULATE THEIR PARENTS? Then boy, do we have the website for you!
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Get the Are you ready for the outrage? mug.Cat walk ready is a term used to describe ones physique after an episode of sickness and or diarrhea.
Natalie: "I've lost 5lbs in 3 days from food poisoning."
Danielle: "Cat walk ready."
Natalie: " I guess but I shit my pants."
Danielle: "Cat walk ready."
Natalie: " I guess but I shit my pants."
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person 2: "I'm listening to "Giants" by The Ready Set. You should check his music out, he is amazing!"
person 1: "I sure will because if I don't then I must be crazy!"
me: "i have the weirdest example. :) LOL"
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Get the The Ready Set mug.To read a massage (typically a text or on a messenger app that signals the sender when the message is seen or "read"), knowing the sender is aware that you've seen the message, and to not respond.
While the term was invented in 2016, the action was first perpetrated, pre-Internet, by Shepherd, who in on February 17, 1996, received a written message in person, and still refused to respond. If he ever responded is still unclear.
While the term was invented in 2016, the action was first perpetrated, pre-Internet, by Shepherd, who in on February 17, 1996, received a written message in person, and still refused to respond. If he ever responded is still unclear.
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Get the left on read mug.In gay slang, means to publicly "call out" or insult someone on their actual flaws (flaws that would normally be taboo to bring up in polite conversation). Equivalent to the term "roast/roasting someone".
Originated in gay black culture, made popular and used by drag queens and gay male bar/club culture. The term "reading" stems from the idea that these called-out flaws are so apparent, they can be perceived/"read" off the person in question as easily as reading a piece of text off a book.
A perfect example of the internal division and active-attempts-break-one-another-down that exists within the already disenfranchised gay male/LBGT community.
Originated in gay black culture, made popular and used by drag queens and gay male bar/club culture. The term "reading" stems from the idea that these called-out flaws are so apparent, they can be perceived/"read" off the person in question as easily as reading a piece of text off a book.
A perfect example of the internal division and active-attempts-break-one-another-down that exists within the already disenfranchised gay male/LBGT community.
#1: "Read" as noun
Person 1: You know going out and drinking every night is so horrible for your body...
Person 2: This is coming from someone who smokes cigarettes daily and eats microwaveable ramen noodles?
Bystander: Ooh, that was a read!
#2: "Read"/"Reading" as a verb
Person 1: Ugh, I can't believe how much weight I've gained lately!
Person 2: Maybe you should stop eating boxed macaroni n' cheese for every meal and get some exercise.
Person 1: Damn! Why you always got to read me?
Person 2: Sorry reading you is just too easy.
Person 1: You know going out and drinking every night is so horrible for your body...
Person 2: This is coming from someone who smokes cigarettes daily and eats microwaveable ramen noodles?
Bystander: Ooh, that was a read!
#2: "Read"/"Reading" as a verb
Person 1: Ugh, I can't believe how much weight I've gained lately!
Person 2: Maybe you should stop eating boxed macaroni n' cheese for every meal and get some exercise.
Person 1: Damn! Why you always got to read me?
Person 2: Sorry reading you is just too easy.
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