Rectal Pupil Optomy

The only known treatment for condition known as cranial rectitis which involves removing the head from the rectum to cure the shitty outlook caused by this malady.

Sara told Bob if he doesn't clear up his shity attitude she will request that Bob's doctor perform a rectal pupil optomy on him.

by K-Krunk November 5, 2017

Rectal discharge

Anal discharge, , anal drainage, anal seepage, anal leakage
Rectal discharge is continuous expression of liquid from the anus Normal rectal mucus is needed for proper excretion of waste

you pooped Rectal discharge

by The thing you dont know June 11, 2018

testicle shiting rectal wart

1. YOU

You are a testicle shiting rectal wart!

by Juggalo3879 June 2, 2010

Rectal Anarchy

An ambiguous term which can mean a person, a thing or an action. It can also be added to the end of a sentence or group of words for effect:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Altered_States_of_America

Context is very important here.

1) You are such a rectal anarchist.
2) That was so good, it was like we were on rectal anarchy.
3) I have a big penis rectal anarchy.
4) I'll rectal anarchy all over your arse.
5) That film was really rectal anarchy.

by Plethicide February 17, 2009

testical shitting rectal wart

Some who is being intolerable or annoying

Why do you have to be such a testical shitting rectal wart!

by Fatty Pedro 2 th MaXXX June 20, 2006

rectal sombrero

habitualy used as a derogatory term, often used as a comeback to the more popular synonym to rectal sombrero, ass hat

the word is said to have originated in

late spring 2005 in southern canada.

synonyms include: ass hat, and bum bum fedora

ME: *falls off chair*
PERSON 1: ass hat.
ME: RECTAL SOMBRERO!! oooh, burn...

by adorkable_ness July 29, 2005

Rectal/Cranial Inversion

Having one's head up one's ass.

Julie is such a suck-up! She's suffering from a rectal/cranial inversion these days!

by vanman_57 December 8, 2011