the remarkable act of exceeding stupidity by which a man with chipwich. also including but not limited to failure and also frankfurters?!?
by chip whichowitz October 23, 2008

Me: "Remember when I had this crush on this girl?"
Stranger: "Yeah, what about it?"
Me: "Well, this situation is all retarded. My own best friend stole my crush, even though he knew about it."
Stranger: "Yeah, what about it?"
Me: "Well, this situation is all retarded. My own best friend stole my crush, even though he knew about it."
by 1tonystark1 March 30, 2021

People who think straight pride should be a thing or someone who says vaccines causes autism are a retard
by Randompersondumbass April 29, 2020

Someone who wears a Hi- vis Jacket and works for CO-OP(midcounties) they may also sit at the front of the yellow bus and lick the windows, he also wear a bicycle helmet to stop them banging their head against the wall.
Jordan is a retard, he also sits at the front of the yellow bus and licks the windows, he also wears a bicycle helmet to stop him banging his head against the wall
by DWright2005 April 27, 2020
