big ranch

An omnipotent god who owns the biggest ranch in the observable universe and has the power to destroy galaxies and owns many planets. He has unlimited power and even more lore behind him. He looks like a 38 year old man, brown hair, a large beard, 287 lbs, 6,3. He is well known by meany extraterrestrial species and was married to a demigod named agatha. He has 2 sons named Tony and Big Business.

Guy 1: “Did you hear about Big Ranch’s new purchase?”

Guy 2: “Its the 85th one this week I am not surprised”

Guy 1: “but still, they say he has infinite amounts of money”

Guy 2: “I believe that statement”

by BigRanchLLC October 12, 2020

rectal ranch

Cum with a little bit of poop in it.

That guys serving some rectal ranch

by Turtle tommy November 4, 2023

ranch head

An insult for people who like ranch a little too much (typically used by people who don’t like dressing at all)

“Ew. Look at that fucking ranch head over there. They put ranch on literally everything~”

by Sam Mayhem February 14, 2022

Lakewood Ranch

a place in the central Florida boonies where gullible boomers bought into the idea of suburban sprawl thinking it was special.

Lakewood Ranch scored a 0/100 on Walkscore.com.

by Suburbwrecker March 7, 2022

Ranch on pizza

Ranch on pizza is seen as disgusting and trifling but people eat that shit anyway because there nasty asf

Person 1 You eat ranch on pizza???

Person 2 yup
Person1 eww you nasty asf

Person 3 that disgusting

by Who speaks the truth February 26, 2022

Ranch finger

When you creampie a girl and then proceed to finger her vagina and finally you finish her off with anal fingering.

Dude I gave that girl the Ranch Finger and now she keeps complaining about having sticky farts!

by YoBoiSkinnyPenis June 17, 2018

ranch house

A person with only one story (or one story about something).

Mike is such a ranch house every time he tells that same story about he and Dino and that famous dj couldn't, to their shock, get into the Freakin' after party.

by Aplusplus March 30, 2017