Rachel, a kind, funny, sweet and lovely person. When I met her I was the loneliest person I knew. Also because becuase I didn't really KNOW anyone. Rachel was there, listening to me talking to myself. And thinking to herself, "Is she mental?" Well my personal answer is yes. Yes I am mental. But Rachel never gave up on me. No matter how drunk or mental I acted. She was a loving person and best friend. She stuck by me throughout the year. Hopefully she'll remember me by 6th grade. Probably will, just my mind. But just know that whenever life destroys you and no matter how empty your heart might seem, if you have a Rachel in your life, go to her and squeeze her until she can't breath. Well, actually only a I can do that but...yeah. I'm being nice here so just....SHUT UPPPP. She helped me with my anger too! And the slow clock! And...MY MENTALNESS! JK she didn't fix that yet. She will NEVERRRRRRR fix it. It only adds to my personality. Anyway we are talking about Rachel not me. But that's not all-and what? No more space? Okay! Well maybe next time.
Guy: Hmmmmm...
Me: *evesdropping*
Guy: I wonder...hey girl in the bushes!
Me: Wat.
Guy: Is Rachel single?
Me: Yes.
Guy: YES.
Me: Oh nuh uh little boy. You ain't laying a finger on her!
Guy: Excuse me?
Me: RACHEL HE PUNCHED ME!
Rachel: *turns her head like an owl*
Rachel: *walks over*
Me: Heh heh hehhhhhhhh
Rachel: *smack*
Guy: Owwwwwwww MOMMMYYYYYYYYYYY
Me: *evesdropping*
Guy: I wonder...hey girl in the bushes!
Me: Wat.
Guy: Is Rachel single?
Me: Yes.
Guy: YES.
Me: Oh nuh uh little boy. You ain't laying a finger on her!
Guy: Excuse me?
Me: RACHEL HE PUNCHED ME!
Rachel: *turns her head like an owl*
Rachel: *walks over*
Me: Heh heh hehhhhhhhh
Rachel: *smack*
Guy: Owwwwwwww MOMMMYYYYYYYYYYY
by _CatLuver_ April 4, 2019
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by bird_squid101 April 8, 2019
Get the Rachel mug.Most Rachel’s I’ve met with a surname of P to be specific are pretty girls and seem shy at first but eventually once you get to know them they have the most complicated personalities they can be bullies from my experience have an addiction to their phones and talking to boys which they are highly good at Rachel’s are popular and are the best a pretending to be innocent They don’t have the best relationships with teachers or people in general there is a lot to them I would stay away from them as my opinion but they can also be sweet funny girls if they’re not like the ones I’ve met
“Rachel is being complicated again”
by tq_karma December 27, 2019
Get the Rachel mug.A disease that either lasts for months or years. side effects include talking shit about others, being friends with certain people, manipulating others, and acting like Rachel in order to satisfy her. other side effects include vomiting, explosive diarrhea, and distorted thoughts. this disease can be curable or uncurable depending on the severity of the disease.
You have Rachelitis. Time for a vaccination!
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A girl that you will not ever regret meeting, you have feelings for Rachel and Rachel too shares the same feelings for you.
I met this wonderful girl named RACHEL, and on first instinct I knew that I loved her, later on we both discovered that we have feelings for each other.
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