Ponky rules

Slogan where everyone in the neighborhood looks after one another/ has another's back. Ponky is an abbreviation for Ponkapoag, a suburban neighborhood in Canton, MA outside of Boston, MA. Lots of parties, fun, #ponkahooplah

Police: Why won't you reveal who did it?
Me: Because Ponky rules.

by Ghhoste July 29, 2017

Rules of Nature

And they run when the sun comes up
With their lives on the line (alive)
For all that I've (no choice)
Gotta follow the laws of the wild (alive)
With their lives on the line (no choice)
Out here only the strong survive
What's done is done
Survived to see another day
The game of life
The hunter and the agile prey
No guarantee
Which of them will succeed?
Strong or weak?
Rules of nature
Rules of nature

Me: that's a meme so idk what is definition
Guy 1: Rules of nature
And they run when the sun comes up
With their lives on the line (alive)
For all that I've (no choice)
Gotta follow the laws of the wild (alive)
With their lives on the line (no choice)
Out here only the strong survive
What's done is done
Survived to see another day
The game of life
The hunter and the agile prey
No guarantee
Which of them will succeed?
Strong or weak?
Rules of nature
Rules of nature

by Mystei July 25, 2022

Rule 37

There are no girls on the internet....ever .

That night elf is a guy, rule 37 bro

by Yamneko February 22, 2009

Rule 33

You put by accident “Rule 33” instead of “Rule 34” and pressed enter.

Man 1: I don’t know how to read and I typed Rule 33 instead of Rule 34
Man 2: a

by TheletterAE April 29, 2021

Rule 69

Rule 69 of the internet states whenever the number "69" appears in a social media typing space and/or picture you must comment saying "nice"

Guy 1 - Yesterdays score was 69 to 57
Guy 2 - Rule 69
Guy 1 - nice
Guy 2 - nice
Guy 3 - nice
Girl 1 - nice
Guy 4 - nice
Girl 2 - nice
Girl 3 - nice

by n00bishRegashi April 3, 2019

Rule 98

If at first you don't succeed, kill the guy who did.

Jim: "He took my ex's virginity!"

Dave: 'Rule 98 him."

by Fros7bite December 7, 2009

Nickelback Rule

The Nickelback rule is to be invoked whenever a jukebox playing random songs inadvertently stumbles upon a Nickelback tune. The rule requires a listener to immediately insert money into the jukebox so as to hastily dispatch the aforementioned Nickelback "song."

Wayne: Hey man, you got a dollar?
Dan: Why?
Wayne: "Rockstar" just came on, Nickelback rule is in effect.

by BGRM January 8, 2009