Royal League

Also known as the "Rural League", the Royal League is an extremely dusty senior hockey league located in Antigonish, NS. Many people play their whole lives and devote 110% effort every night by tossing knuckles, crushing dressing room beers, and blocking incredibly weak, underdeveloped point shots. These backwards animals fail to realize that their dreams ended when they first slapped on a Heatherton, St Croix, Pleasantdale or Outlaws jersey.

"Remember kids, all roads lead to the royal league"

by Douggie Junior February 13, 2013

Royal Enfield

Royal Enfield is the longest continuously produced motorcycle brand in the world.

I will go to Ladakh on my Royal Enfield once I buy it.

by TurtleSnake69 April 9, 2017

Fortnite Battle Royale

A cancerous game that has turned children into failed abortions.

Child 1: Yo wassup 1v1 me on Fortnite Battle Royale scrub
Child 2: Fuck off you fat shit and go back to sucking your thumbsticks.

by GetGUDNub January 24, 2020

Royal Dansk

1. A brand of Danish Butter Cookies
2. A risky sexual manuver, often involving over a yard of fine silks, and/or a midget pervert elf named marc.

1. I never get sick of the rich taste or a Royale Dansk.

2. ...so she screwed up on the Royale Dansk and got her vagina stretched by over 2 feet.

by twinkle toe November 30, 2003

Fortnite Battle Royale

A shitty game that steals cartoon graphics and copies a game know as PUBG and somehow is the most addicted game causing kids to lose social life become depressed cus their freinds hate them and then become homesless die go to hell and burn

HEY RETARDS LETS PLAY FORTNITE BATTLE ROYALE

by Meme Scheme August 28, 2018

the purple eight ball tornado royale

a gang bang gone bad, when 4 guys (i: 8 testicles) whip their penises in a circular motion (ie: tornado) around a girl and proceed to ejaculate on her face and/or hair. during the ejaculation phase the 4 guys sing "im walkin' on sunshine wooohooo". during this phase the girl punches each pair of balls so that the four males pass out(ie purple), leaving her the only person standing (ie royale).

"hey man this girl was giving me attitude at the local walmart so i told her i would give her the purple eight ball tornado royale"

by ball smasher April 9, 2009

Royale with Cheese

What they call a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in Paris

by John March 6, 2003