Robert

Robert is a person who will probably dream about having sex with u all night and picture u naked in his math classes which is y he fails with it he has the strangest hobbies and u would be unlucky to have a Robert say next to u as he may start picturing things, although him thinking he’s rlly cool when he laughs everyone thinks a cat is dying and whenever he walks past girls they run away so he went bi and moved schools

Girl 1- oh hell yh girl
Girl 2- oh no look who’s coming 😱

Robert- hey

Everyone runs away)

Robert- laughs)
Girl 1- omg there’s a cat in destress help it maya
Girl 2- no that’s just robert

by True pseudonyms 😂 February 9, 2019

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Roberts are mostly tired in school and fall asleep in lessons and exams.

They tend to laugh at there own jokes and could be gay for his friend with the big lips.
Roberts tend to use dead memes.

Man 1: who was that sleeping in the exam
Man 2: oh, it was robert

by communist_duck February 17, 2019

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Robert is a guy with two sides. One is sweet and the other one is the asshole part. His sweet side makes him a guy that is a good friend but is super weird about it. He has a few friends but makes sure he makes them last and have a good time. Some times he makes it to weird as in he acts kind of gay. When it comes to his asshole side he is a rude jerk who blames everybody else for his mistakes. He bullies people and makes them less confident mentally and physically. He will do whatever he can do get what he wants. So if know a Robert, I advise you to be careful. All in all, Robert is a sweet guy, but you just don't want to get him pissed off.

Roberts are complicated.

by Nariha June 10, 2019

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