Crusty Rio

Noun,. After having vigerous sexual intercourse the male ejaculates onto the hair of his partner and begins massaging his semen into her hair until it starts to become sticky he then fluffs the hair upward and outward repeatedly until it dries into a Rio Carnival style headdress. When done with love it can be very attractive, but if done with malice it is a tangled mess.

(1)"Jess, your hair is devine... who did it." "Thanks Jodie, Brad gave me a Crusty Rio!"
(2)"What happened to your head, did Jim give you a Crusty Rio?!?"

by Whiteeyebrows November 26, 2011

Rios

In English this word is translated to rivers these people who have rios as there name or last name tend to be the coolest people ever they have to have fun and dont fuck around with fantasy sports probably or mostly the coolest people to be around

Guy 1 you see the rios family

Guy 2 yeah why

Guy 1 the rios family is total tits dog

by Dick beater Peter May 15, 2022

Rio

rio is a guy that you'll 100% fall inlove with, hes amazing, cute & funny bro
if u ever meet anybody called rio just know that hes literally gonna be your next / first love <3
ive fell inlove with him & dated for nearly a year, right person wrong time due to mental health

im proud of you rio :)

oh em geeeeeeeeeeee rio

by rayuberry September 10, 2022

Alli Rios

a dumb thot who smells like cats and dove deodorant she always has a new hoe every month but when she feels like it she’s loyal

“hey is that an alli rios she’s stupid”

by bathroom April 20, 2019

Rio

most amazing perfect person ever. he is so generous and so hot and so amazing i love him so much and he’s perfect in every way he’ll do anything for you when he can and he’s so fucking perfect and he makes bangin beats

friend : damn who gave you that sick bong
me : obviously rio he’s the best ever

by sillybobilly November 8, 2020

Rio Gill

A Ginger boy. Usually staring at his phone for hours waiting for a reply on a somewhat funny comment he made. Makes jokes that are either really funny or really bad. Comes up to people randomly making random comments. Emits a strong scent of bleach

Person: Hey Rio
Rio Gill: Your mum lol

Another example is:

Person: *minding their own business*
Rio Gill: *Approaches and says:* I can make your mum's coochie dryer than a desert.

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by _Velocity_ December 3, 2019

Rio

A boy of unmatched dashing looks. Mirrors will shatter after he looks into them for they know they will never see anything more stunning ever again so why exist. Rio is sincere and a fierce advocate of his friends. His eyes are like pools of sunshine and all the girls want to bath in them. His wit and intellect are unmatched he could have gone to Oxford but he was too busy being a boss. His smile is breathtaking. He can handle just about any challenge that comes his way. People trust him with their lives. He is more adorable than a kitten in a bonnet. But, most importantly Rio is himself.

Oh and he has abs like Jesus.
Any girl lucky enough to have the heart of a Rio would be a fool to let him go.

You aint never had a guy like a Rio

I'd search the world for a Rio

by Wordsmith!91 November 22, 2021